You eat your bubblegum, what, off the floor like an animal?

That IS good advice!

My cat. Big Dodo, Shedder and ol Poopbutt

I don't make the rules

Beltfish

Solipsism is thinking you’re the only person in the world, so the opposite is thinking that every person is actually two or three people lol

No, you’re right, that’s the one use.

…did you just invent antisolipsism?

Turcaken would be a chicken inside of a cake inside of a turkey

JO NESBØ: oh, so it's funny? its funny that my hard boiled detective is named Harry Hole, a completely normal name here in Norway? that's great, guys. real mature. you know what, maybe ill write a whole book about butts and farts, huh? I guess you all would just LOOVE that

Go sox