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*snip snip* get off my sand 🦀
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shorty got so low. their life is spiraling down. shorty has hit rock bottom. || they/them || 🐦: MacTireDona
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so many books i have not or have delayed reading because, instead of a summary, their preview looks like this
a screenshot of the preview of a book description in Libby that reads: "Long-listed for the National Book Award for Fiction. Named a Most Anticipated Book by New York, Time, the Boston Globe, Bustle, and Town & Country. A life-affirming novel of..."
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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like let it never be said that we don't have vibe snatching down to an ART
A photo of National Cathedral in Washington, DC on a sunny day. A church in the Gothic style made out of beige stone is in the center of the image. Two towers flank the main doors and a large circular window sits just above. A photo of Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris on a sunny day. A church in the Gothic style made out of beige stone is in the center of the image. Two towers flank the main doors and a large circular window sits just above.
June 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
cauthons.bsky.social
the way i would never read the book on the left versus the way i would snap up the one on the right tells you so much about my beef with the marketing departments at publishers these days
A bright, illustrated cover of a book called GAME CHANGER by RACHEL REID, USA TODAY bestselling author. On the left, a brunette twink of a man in a white shirt and green apron stands behind a counter, a blender full of purple juice to the side. A blonde jock wearing a blue zip-up, white tee, gray sweats, and white shoes leans against the counter while holding a hockey stick in his left hand and a cup full of the same purple juice in his right. A gear bag in blue and red sits by his feet. The pull quote reads: "Rachel Reid puts the biscuit in the basket" – Sarina Bowen, USA TODAY bestselling author of HIM. A moody, evocative cover of a book called GAME CHANGER by RACHEL REID, USA TODAY bestselling author. In the foreground, a white man who is absurdly ripped is stripped to the waist. He is wearing black hockey pads and a beaded bracelet. The upper half of his face is cut off. In the background, red hockey gloves and skates sit up a shelf backing onto a plain gray cinderblock wall.
June 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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especially when they're like "look at my wolf-cat hybrid", like that's pure
Animated GIF featuring Tina Majorino as Deb Bradshaw and Jon Heder as Napoleon Dynamite in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. Two people sit outside on the steps of a school building. Deb, a white teenage girl with straight brown hair that's pulled into a side ponytail and wearing a multicolored pastel shirt, asks, "What's a liger?". Napoleon, a white teenage boy with curly ginger hair, massive eighties-style eyeglasses, and wearing a blue shirt, responds, "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic."
April 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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like a Victorian novel in here, magnifique
Screenshot of text that reads: "'He thinks being selective means I don’t have a grasp of pop culture,' Duke said, with a grin. 'He’s wrong, for the record, I keep up, I just don’t usually indulge. But we’re indulging today,". In that section, "selective", "wrong", and "indulge" are all italicized.
February 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
cauthons.bsky.social
listening to bill bryson marvel over babe ruth &
In a meme format, Henry Cavill, a white man with dark hair in a dark suit, stands on a pink carpet in the center right of the frame. Jason Momoa, a tall Hawaiian man dressed in dark clothes, approaches stealthily from the background on the left. Text over Cavill reads "Bill Bryson in One Summer (2013) marveling over Babe Ruth being able to hit & pitch". Smaller text over Momoa reads "Shohei Ohtani starting his baseball career in Japan".
February 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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me, the whole book:
Oprah Winfrey, a Black woman with shoulder-length brown hair wearing a sparkly pink top under an equally pink cardigan, visibly shouts while rising both hands above her head. From a white background behind her swarms thousands of CGI bees. Yellow, all caps text reads "BEES!!!" in the bottom center, blinking slightly.
November 18, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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columbo: let me be frank—
A slightly blurry screenshot of a wallet containing a policeman's badge on the left and an ID card for a "FRANK COLUMBO" on the right.
July 12, 2024 at 2:07 AM
cauthons.bsky.social
you might think this is two people. you would be wrong.
A still from the opening credits of the Syfy series "Haven" showing a sepia toned ornate church building. In the bottom right-hand corner, there is text that reads "Adam Copeland WWE Superstar Edge" in white font.
October 16, 2023 at 1:05 AM