Curt C. Droops
@cavescriptorum.bsky.social
*ding ding ding* we have a winner
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
*ding ding ding* we have a winner
Reposted by Curt C. Droops
The priests of Cybele used to castrate themselves as an initiation into the mysteries of the goddess. They sacrificed their sex.
The devotees of Trump do the opposite when they go under a knife: They add extra sexual characteristics until their personal identity has been sacrificed to their god.
The devotees of Trump do the opposite when they go under a knife: They add extra sexual characteristics until their personal identity has been sacrificed to their god.
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The priests of Cybele used to castrate themselves as an initiation into the mysteries of the goddess. They sacrificed their sex.
The devotees of Trump do the opposite when they go under a knife: They add extra sexual characteristics until their personal identity has been sacrificed to their god.
The devotees of Trump do the opposite when they go under a knife: They add extra sexual characteristics until their personal identity has been sacrificed to their god.
Many have criminal records or credible accusations of being sex pests and abusers
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Many have criminal records or credible accusations of being sex pests and abusers
Dawg, where you been? That was posted ages ago.
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Dawg, where you been? That was posted ages ago.
You’re literally describing the only viable platform the GOP has had post-Reagan?
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
You’re literally describing the only viable platform the GOP has had post-Reagan?
This is a wee bit of an exceptional circumstance, no?
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is a wee bit of an exceptional circumstance, no?
For the record: I completely agree with your sentiment
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
For the record: I completely agree with your sentiment
Every accusation is a confession
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Every accusation is a confession
Thank you! Been thinking the same thing. Nothing will persuade the a few conservative justices quite like financial instability.
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Thank you! Been thinking the same thing. Nothing will persuade the a few conservative justices quite like financial instability.
Bunch of crypto bros are convinced this means everything will be decentralized and supported by the Trump family crypto firm.
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Bunch of crypto bros are convinced this means everything will be decentralized and supported by the Trump family crypto firm.
John Roberts done made an oopsy in July 2024
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
John Roberts done made an oopsy in July 2024
With all his McDonald’s and incontinence… I don’t think that’s likely.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
With all his McDonald’s and incontinence… I don’t think that’s likely.
Your post to God’s eyes. 🤞
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Your post to God’s eyes. 🤞
Man, by his own logic, most of his MAGA coalition, politicians, influencers, ICE, and entire cabinet should have been in the electric chair already
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Man, by his own logic, most of his MAGA coalition, politicians, influencers, ICE, and entire cabinet should have been in the electric chair already
That’s the dementia talking. Not even a lie, funnily enough.
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
That’s the dementia talking. Not even a lie, funnily enough.
Between this shit and the Fed, I think Stephen Miller and the Federalist Society are pressuring the old buffoon to fast track as many policy goals as possible before the Big Macs finally win before midterms.
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Between this shit and the Fed, I think Stephen Miller and the Federalist Society are pressuring the old buffoon to fast track as many policy goals as possible before the Big Macs finally win before midterms.
So Tillis hasn’t literally been castrated by his MAGA handlers, just emasculated as a politician for the last decade?
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
So Tillis hasn’t literally been castrated by his MAGA handlers, just emasculated as a politician for the last decade?
Yeah, they’ll say anything to keep wages low and workers’ rights limited.
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Yeah, they’ll say anything to keep wages low and workers’ rights limited.
As someone whose quotes REEK of entitlement and getting everything handed to them their entire lives, I don’t think that gentleman is capable of resolving his cognitive dissonance
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
As someone whose quotes REEK of entitlement and getting everything handed to them their entire lives, I don’t think that gentleman is capable of resolving his cognitive dissonance