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Zenni's "24/7 Customer Support" goes to "javascript: void0".
A screenshot showing exactly what the post says: Zenni's "24/7 Customer Support" goes to "javascript: void0". Shows Help & Support, with links "Help Center", "24/7 Customer Support", and "Sign Out". The "24/7 Customer Support" is highlit, and the link goes to "javascript: void(0)".
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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If you don't have an esim, you should have a consumer-accessible sim card slot. Usually, it's a slot like this, you eject with something like a paperclip
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I love Apple fans. They're so insane. From r/apple

"In an ideal world, Apple's paramilitary forces would carry out executions"
googler_ooeric on Reddit: In an ideal world, companies would be led by good people (they never will be) with private militias to execute dangerous heads of state who try to force them to implement things like this.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This robotfucker confessions blog uses the @godotengine.org logo, which is very funny to me,
Anonymous tumblr ask to a blog with a blue gear robot avatar (the Godot Engine logo) from robotfuckerconfessi... (The blog title is cut off, the full blog title is robotfuckerconfessions-2). Anonymous asked: I literally dream of having someone open my chassis and hold my beating pumps where a heart would be and gently squeezing it. I have had this dream on repeat for years. Someone reaches in my chest and holds it and it feels safe. God Response is a Windows XP styled gif of "robotfuckerconfessions-2" with a big red X button. Tags: #confession #mechanophilia #technophilia #robophilia #robotfucker #robot fucker
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I think the more Republican someone is, the more of a closeted gay man they are.

It's not homophobic to point out how hypocritical it is to be a closeted gay man while helping the Republican party secure power.

(These were books he had purchased to his Nook)
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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He has correspondence with someone with a FREE hellokitty branded email

lol
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A Beginner's Guide to Wooing your Mate is now in your NOOK Library

In addition to child rape smut, Tom Hofeller also read the (less scandalous, more funny) book where a college grad has sex with a werewolf man
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Totally normal things to say when you're following the law
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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From Tom Hofeller's files.

"Don't leave a trace while you're breaking the law"
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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ai is the future

(a recipe for "Soothing Sleepytime Benadryl Tea")
A calming blend of chamomile, lavender, and Benadryl to promote relaxation and restful sleep. Perfect for unwinding at the end of a stressful day. ingredients: - 1 Benadryl tablet - 1 chamomile tea bag - 1/2 tsp dried lavender - 1 cup hot water - Honey to taste (optional) steps: 1. Steep chamomile tea bag, dried lavender, and Benadryl tablet in hot water for 5-7 minutes. 2. Remove tea bag and stir in honey if desired. 3. Sip slowly and enjoy the calming effects before bedtime.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Jesus Christ (the image in question)
Email from Lawrence Krauss to Jeffrey Epstein with this body text: Let's do a men of the world conference. Kevin spacey Bill Clinton Al franken Woody Allen The rest of this description is an OCR copy-and-paste from an image of the email. So, go ahead and skip the rest of this if that does not interest you: From: Sent: To: Subject: Lawrence Krauss 4/5/2018 10:16:55 PM jeffrey E. jeevacation@gmail.com] Importance: High Let's do a men of the world conference. Kevin spacey Bill Clinton Al franken Woody Allen •••• Lawrence M. Krauss Director, The Origins Project at ASU Foundation Professor School of Earth & Space Exploration and Physics Department Arizona State University, P.O. Box 871404. Tempe. AZ 85287-1404 origins.asu.edu | twitter.com/Ikrauss1 | krauss.faculty.asu.edu Sent from my iPhone On Apr 5, 2018, at 2:04 PM, Lawrence Krauss Enjoy. Lawrence M. Krauss Director, The Origins Project at ASU Foundation Professor School of Earth & Space Exploration and Physics Department Arizona State University, P.O. Box 871404, Tempe, AZ. 85287-1404 origins.asu.edu | twitter.com/Ikrauss1 | krauss.faculty.asu.edu
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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MAGAs have been hammering this line for awhile. "I hate Islam but not sex with kids", "Actually 16 is an adult", "Actually 'early teens' is an adult", etc. Not pictured are "the aoc used to be 7 so", "bible had no aoc", etc,

(cw- screenshots from a MAGA reddit clone, all super bad)
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I always loved the Obama logo because it looked like the "epic smiley face" it was contemporaneous with, and also I was a child,
Smiley face on a white background. A yellow circle, the smile is a big 'D' shape (flat side up). Each eye has cheek implied in its smile, such that each eye is also D shaped (flat side down).
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I'm assuming this alt text is auto-generated, because it's quite funny
A screenshot of Bluesky's "Add alt text" page, with a Silksong screenshot of Hornet scuttling while Bell Beast stamps, with the (mostly inaccurate) description "a cartoon of a man with a sword standing next to a giant white object"
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Neat-- The YouTube Favicon, a white triangle inscribed within a red squircle, appears to have a triangle which moves as I tilt my head. This only happens when I open my glasses.
a white triangle inscribed within a red squircle - The YouTube Icon
September 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Trump got elected and coffee prices jumped straight up
Ten year coffee price chart showing a sharp and rapid rise starting Nov 04 2024, reaching historic high prices
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Jesus CHRIST
MacOS 26 Tahoe screenshot, featuring design inconsistencies, overlapping text, a search settings search not working at all, and font rendering inconsistencies
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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2022 August - The CPAC convention proudly aligns the Trump republican party with domestic terrorism, pridefully stating "We Are All Domestic Terrorists" in a large banner above the stage.
CPAC stage with a large banner above, stating "We Are All Domestic Terrorists".
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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never forgor
On September 11th, 2017, Twitter account @SexuallPosts,[1] a Twitter account that posts GIFs and clips of pornographic content, posted a clip from a video by pornographic studio Reality Kings. In the clip, a mother walks in on her daughter and a guy having sex and masturbates nearby. At some point during the day, Ted Cruz's Twitter account "liked" the video, and since one's likes are public information on Twitter, the like was soon noticed.[10]
September 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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don't worry guys. he said it was worth it
Screenshot from 2023 Newsweek article "Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment"
September 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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oh you weren't joking
Biography wikipedia screenshot: Muir was born March 14, 1985, in New South Wales, Australia. Her family moved to New Zealand when she was nine months old, so Muir grew up in Howick, New Zealand.[2][3] In 2010, she earned a degree in education.[2] She is also a 2010 graduate of the Clarion Workshop.[4] She currently lives and works in Oxford, United Kingdom.[5][6] In 2014, she married Matt Hosty, a classicist in the University of Oxford, whom she met in the Homestuck fandom.[7][8] Muir, who is a lesbian,[9][10] describes their relationship as platonic and refers to Hosty as her "moirail".[11]
September 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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In light of the Hollow Knight: Silksong news, LDAAPGSOAM-86 will be delayed until 2026 August 6th.
Logo: "Legally Distinct Action Adventure Platforming Game set on a Meteoroid - Demake 86" with forced perspective and trans colors. Background: Stars and 80s style red and green lasers. Text: Emergency transmission: This is the developer of the Legally Distinct Action Adventure Platforming Game Set on a Meteoroid, or project "Demake 86". We've been steadily trudging along, developing LDAAPGSOAM-86 in secret for 19 years. We'd like to extend gratitude to our dozen of fans who have eagerly been awaiting its release. Your support means the galaxy to us. As everyone in the Metroidvania community knows, Hollow Knight: Silksong will release tomorrow September 4th, 2025. With this news in mind, it is with a heavy heart that we make the difficult choice to delay our original release date of August 1st, 2026 by 120 hours, in order to make time to play Silksong three or four times. We sincerely apologize for the delay. LDAAPGSOAM-86 will be now releasing August 6th, 2026. We look forward to seeing you there. (p.s. pls don't tell shiggy about this)
August 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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shout out to hieronymous bosch. you would have loved advice animal memes
The below is a copy of the text of the Wikipedia article intro for this painting. Cutting the Stone, also called The Extraction of the Stone of Madness or The Cure of Folly, is an oil-on-panel painting completed c.1494 or later by the Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch.[1] It is now in the Museo del Prado in Madrid. The painting depicts a surgeon, wearing a funnel hat, removing the stone of madness from a patient's head by trepanation.[2] An assistant, a monk bearing a tankard, stands nearby. Playing on the double-meaning of the word kei (stone or bulb), the stone appears as a flower bulb, while another flower rests on the table. A woman with a book balanced on her head looks on. The inscription in gold-coloured Gothic script reads: (Middle Dutch): Meester snyt die keye ras Myne name Is lubbert Das (English): Master, cut the stone out, fast. My name is Lubbert Das. Lubbert Das was a comical (foolish) character in Dutch literature.
August 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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holy shit
August 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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hey. remember hanging out here
August 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM