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KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes
Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes
With the start of a new year, many Americans will be engaging in new fitness routines, with jogging being among the most popular. Here are tips for finding the selecting running shoes. Decide the leve...
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January 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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A screenshot of a Telegram SMS message: hey. I know if we lose in the Academy Wizard Duel they fucking execute us before we have a chance to graduate. but when I broke your barrier and slipped my psychic mind shattering blast through your warding and mantra stack, you *did* cum. I feel like we need to talk about how you came moaning. no I don't want to- no, i don't want to fail my entire bloodline. I understand the stakes. But it's not supposed to do that. That's not normal
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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A screenshot of a Telegram SMS message: Under no circumstances are you allowed to piss before the Wizard Academy Duel where they fucking kill us.
November 13, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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a screenshot of a discord message, reading: okay after about a year of buying odds and ends off of ebay and also stealing from us military bases, I've managed to rig up a functional cross-universal information portal that I can use pass a discord sever to to three or four alternate versions of myself. so I went for it and turned out I rolled the universe where there are powerful girls who are horses and the universe where there are powerful girls who are are cars. Horse girl universe melody posts pretty good but is a Longtermist car girl universe melody has a 401k gives genuinely good financial advice but every time horse girl timeline melody posts like anything in the porn channel car girl timeline melody goes "OMG but can we really trust your taste?? You wanna fuck the HORSES 🤣🤣🤣🐴🐎" (don't think horse girl melody follows the horse girl news cycle or is horny about the horses at all afaik) but then whenever car girl timeline melody posts fucking anything in there it's the god damn underneath the text: a screenshot of a 2001 Chevrolet Corvette, a smooth, curvy, low-profile, perhaps fuckable car with pop-up headlights. subtitled: 2001 Chevrolet™️ Corvette
November 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM