Matthew Jacobsen
@cbmatt8.bsky.social
Has award winning jokes my mother should never hear.
May 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’ve been having fun being an idiot lately.
February 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’ve been having fun being an idiot lately.
Returned from the thrift store as a new man. 🤠
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Returned from the thrift store as a new man. 🤠
I've never seen the show 911, but I always assumed it was a serious drama like ER. Then my algorithm sent me a video of a harmonica stuck in a woman's mouth and a chest that caved in on a frozen guy- No one told me it was a body horror cartoon.
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I've never seen the show 911, but I always assumed it was a serious drama like ER. Then my algorithm sent me a video of a harmonica stuck in a woman's mouth and a chest that caved in on a frozen guy- No one told me it was a body horror cartoon.