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Chase Burke
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I'm laughing, actually.

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Me reading every example in the article.
"Oh no," Goldberg thought. "That is not reading."
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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This is the rest of your life
Dennis from It's Always Sunny saying "crime, penetration" over and over again.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Just a pro tip for campaign managers out there to have this conversation.
The scene from Succession with Tom and the not-Fox News guy. Tom: Just to fend this off, have you ever read Mein Kampf? Guy: Um... Yeah, couple of times, I guess. Tom: Couple times? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Ahem
Debbie from the movie "Addams Family Values"
October 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is how a professional should do it
The same image as the original post with the words "Totally Alive!!!" sloppily added in a bad font and bright magenta color
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The man should look like this
The smooth VR face from "I Think You Should Leave"
October 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Mark from Peep Show saying, "they could insurrection you for trying to insurrection me."
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I guess because none of the victims were podcasters or friends with rightwing journalists, it's not going to be in the news for weeks.
Classic tweet that says "this how the photos be lookin when a white man kills his entire family" and the picture is a man riding a personal watercraft with his wife and daughter.
September 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Real sick of all this medbed skepticism when the effects of this miracle technology are right in front of you.
A closely cropped photo of Trump's messed up face.
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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mfw I knowingly get a pedophile elected president
Elon's stupid fucking face doing that stupid fucking jump at Trump's campaign.
September 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Wow I guess Obama isn't the only president with a playlist
A playlist of songs by The Strokes
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Onion article titled "Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People"
August 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Scene from 30 Rock where Liz says to Jack, "but I guess it's that Austrian family, and I am the girl in the basement-"
August 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Scene from 30 Rock where Jack tells Kenneth, a white man, that socio-economically he's an inner city Latina.
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The Simpsons: a hippy is about to eat a sandwich that is just a baby between two pieces of bread.
August 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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"Last week, we put liquid paper on a virus, and it died."
The scene from Step Brothers where he says, "Last week, we put liquid paper on a bee, and it died."
August 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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"Any weekend plans?"
Titanic jam sesh #dudesrock
August 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This is like a depression version of cloud eggs.
Cloud eggs have fluffy egg whites with a sunny side up style yolk in the middle.
August 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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We gotta find all the rich sickos who partied with the Clintons.
Of course, it's Trump and Clinton hanging out.
July 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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You ever play Loom?
Box art for the game Loom. It's got magic swans.
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Countries that won't import our magnificent beef:
Title card to Burn Notice edited to say Beef Notice
July 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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If they were from a small town, sure, I guess(?), but they're in a gigantic city!

Also
Homer: TWO-- WHENEVER POOCHIE'S NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING, "WHERE'S POOCHIE?"
July 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Her whole prison freakout
Portia from Search Party saying "They'll resent my bone structure"
June 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I think you mean computer 3
Joe Biden staring at a quantum computer. He is struggling not to call it a doohickey, which would surely make the engineers cry.
June 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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A scene from 30 Rock. Jack says, "The television audience doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing..." Liz replies, "Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever."
May 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM