Chase Burke
@cburke.bsky.social
I'm laughing, actually.
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It's like in Walk Hard when he can't figure out why playing all the popular styles of music at the same time isn't working.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's like in Walk Hard when he can't figure out why playing all the popular styles of music at the same time isn't working.
My xps heats up like crazy. Running linux was a big improvement over windows, but it's still a little ridiculous.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My xps heats up like crazy. Running linux was a big improvement over windows, but it's still a little ridiculous.
The challenge coin for the cover-up is just a Chuck E. Cheese token.
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The challenge coin for the cover-up is just a Chuck E. Cheese token.
Found a sequence closely correlated with being a real whackadoo.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Found a sequence closely correlated with being a real whackadoo.
"Sorry, that dishwasher has a control board, and that's a bit too close for comfort. So it's hand washing for you."
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"Sorry, that dishwasher has a control board, and that's a bit too close for comfort. So it's hand washing for you."
Well, I hear the prison sommelier is absolute shit, so there's that.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Well, I hear the prison sommelier is absolute shit, so there's that.
Even before things go awry, why does it walk like it is recovering from hip surgery?
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Even before things go awry, why does it walk like it is recovering from hip surgery?
Capitalists looked at the whole thing where they could make money by providing goods and services and were like "I'm tired of making useful things. What if we just did the part where we make money?"
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Capitalists looked at the whole thing where they could make money by providing goods and services and were like "I'm tired of making useful things. What if we just did the part where we make money?"
Reposted by Chase Burke
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
Me reading every example in the article.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me reading every example in the article.
Kaijus invade from another dimension, but they come from a plane of water. They can't get on land. So we gotta fish 'em out of our oceans.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Kaijus invade from another dimension, but they come from a plane of water. They can't get on land. So we gotta fish 'em out of our oceans.
Last time I had banana bread, I toasted a thick slice of it and topped it with a scoop of coffee fudge ice cream.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Last time I had banana bread, I toasted a thick slice of it and topped it with a scoop of coffee fudge ice cream.
Everyone knows the only way to get Taco Bell's blessing is to Live Mas. Faith alone is not enough.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Everyone knows the only way to get Taco Bell's blessing is to Live Mas. Faith alone is not enough.
The mustard company lied to you!
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The mustard company lied to you!
Donors: "Haha you had your fun. It's almost the end of the year. Be good boys and turn the government money spigot back on."
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Donors: "Haha you had your fun. It's almost the end of the year. Be good boys and turn the government money spigot back on."
It's probably better explained as the result of them preferring to lose in a way that is acceptable to donors rather than win in opposition to them.
When there is a problem this pervasive, there are mechanisms behind it. Not just pure party culture.
When there is a problem this pervasive, there are mechanisms behind it. Not just pure party culture.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It's probably better explained as the result of them preferring to lose in a way that is acceptable to donors rather than win in opposition to them.
When there is a problem this pervasive, there are mechanisms behind it. Not just pure party culture.
When there is a problem this pervasive, there are mechanisms behind it. Not just pure party culture.
If it happens on a major holiday, that's a 10x multiplier
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If it happens on a major holiday, that's a 10x multiplier
Well, this money I got back isn't enough for my MRI, but if I pool it with a bunch of other people, investing it to grow the pool, we could take turns paying for medical treatment. Of course, we would need to record who had what done. Oh, and a process for people to sign up...
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Well, this money I got back isn't enough for my MRI, but if I pool it with a bunch of other people, investing it to grow the pool, we could take turns paying for medical treatment. Of course, we would need to record who had what done. Oh, and a process for people to sign up...
Was really hoping there'd be a bunch of portraits of leading ladies from his favorite Broadway shows.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Was really hoping there'd be a bunch of portraits of leading ladies from his favorite Broadway shows.
Getting a classic Philbelphiobe cheem stonk.
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Getting a classic Philbelphiobe cheem stonk.
This is the rest of your life
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is the rest of your life
Al Gore lost because of the leftist Supreme Court, obviously.
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Al Gore lost because of the leftist Supreme Court, obviously.