I think a company should hire me to write a real good beer commercial.

Flipping between the NFL playoffs and HNIC and... the commercials are all terrible.

When you read as little as I do, the good lines stick with you longer. The line in Rejection where one of Tony Tulathimutte's characters describes Twitter as "a crowded elevator where everyone who smelled a fart had to fart" may be one of those lines.