Chris Deeley
@cdeeley.bsky.social
Employment lawyer, game fanatic, Arsenal fan. Creator and then eater of food.
Total esports career winnings to date: 2 shots of tequila
Total esports career winnings to date: 2 shots of tequila
even once the draw started this didn't get any better
next time just wait until all the teams have actually qualified you goofy goobers
next time just wait until all the teams have actually qualified you goofy goobers
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
even once the draw started this didn't get any better
next time just wait until all the teams have actually qualified you goofy goobers
next time just wait until all the teams have actually qualified you goofy goobers
Fine you can put England with Norway if you just get the draw over and done with already
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fine you can put England with Norway if you just get the draw over and done with already
I've rarely been so happy about a Chelsea win.
October 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I've rarely been so happy about a Chelsea win.
Very frustrating game of football. No big shame in narrowly losing at Anfield, but here the win was there for the taking and we just didn’t go for it.
In Arteta’s time as manager it’s never felt like we have an attacking plan beyond relying on individual brilliance - this was a prime example.
In Arteta’s time as manager it’s never felt like we have an attacking plan beyond relying on individual brilliance - this was a prime example.
August 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Very frustrating game of football. No big shame in narrowly losing at Anfield, but here the win was there for the taking and we just didn’t go for it.
In Arteta’s time as manager it’s never felt like we have an attacking plan beyond relying on individual brilliance - this was a prime example.
In Arteta’s time as manager it’s never felt like we have an attacking plan beyond relying on individual brilliance - this was a prime example.
From the very limited amount of her play I have seen, I can only conclude that Michelle Agyemang is the best footballer in world history
July 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
From the very limited amount of her play I have seen, I can only conclude that Michelle Agyemang is the best footballer in world history
I expected England v Italy to be white v blue - but not this way around and certainly not with green also in the mix
July 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I expected England v Italy to be white v blue - but not this way around and certainly not with green also in the mix
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I want the manager asked about this in every press conference and interview all season, no matter how many times he offers no comment.
July 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I want the manager asked about this in every press conference and interview all season, no matter how many times he offers no comment.
VAR had to go looking for that one down the back of the sofa
May 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
VAR had to go looking for that one down the back of the sofa
I’m not happy about that Spurs goal. But, neither am I unhappy.
April 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m not happy about that Spurs goal. But, neither am I unhappy.
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Arsenal advance to the Champions League Semi-Final!
April 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Arsenal advance to the Champions League Semi-Final!
How in gods name is Antonio Rudiger still on the pitch, let alone not on a card?
April 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
How in gods name is Antonio Rudiger still on the pitch, let alone not on a card?
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I just want to go one game without learning a referee’s name.
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I just want to go one game without learning a referee’s name.
If that’s a penalty then I am the ghost of Barbara fucking Windsor
April 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If that’s a penalty then I am the ghost of Barbara fucking Windsor
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I am the wrong side of 30, overweight and have not played football for 5 years because of a degenerative arthritic condition in my spine.
I think I might still be a better football player than Raheem Sterling at this point
I think I might still be a better football player than Raheem Sterling at this point
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am the wrong side of 30, overweight and have not played football for 5 years because of a degenerative arthritic condition in my spine.
I think I might still be a better football player than Raheem Sterling at this point
I think I might still be a better football player than Raheem Sterling at this point
Virgin Media having serious email issues it seems. Quite why there isn't an email equivalent of a PAC code (as with phone numbers) to transfer your address/account to a new provider, I don't know. If anything, email addresses are vastly more important than mobile numbers these days.
February 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Virgin Media having serious email issues it seems. Quite why there isn't an email equivalent of a PAC code (as with phone numbers) to transfer your address/account to a new provider, I don't know. If anything, email addresses are vastly more important than mobile numbers these days.
Well that was everything I dared hope it would be, and more
February 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Well that was everything I dared hope it would be, and more
@footballcliches.bsky.social One for the AP tomorrow - Scott Mills giving very “new signing’s first interview with the club website” vibes, but I’m not having “radio fan all my life” - feels like the media equivalent of “yeah I’ve always been a fan of the premier league”
January 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
@footballcliches.bsky.social One for the AP tomorrow - Scott Mills giving very “new signing’s first interview with the club website” vibes, but I’m not having “radio fan all my life” - feels like the media equivalent of “yeah I’ve always been a fan of the premier league”
The longer goes by, the less bad I feel about Arsenal having lost to this Bournemouth side, because damn they are on something down there
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The longer goes by, the less bad I feel about Arsenal having lost to this Bournemouth side, because damn they are on something down there
Remember that incident of Arsenal playing Wolves with Michael Oliver giving a bullshit red card?
wait what do you mean which one
wait what do you mean which one
January 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Remember that incident of Arsenal playing Wolves with Michael Oliver giving a bullshit red card?
wait what do you mean which one
wait what do you mean which one
I think the most depressing thing about Arsenal this year is that not a single result has felt surprising. We don't go out and batter teams 5-0, and when we have a bad result, it feels like it was strangely inevitable.
Even the 0-2 at Bournemouth was a "yeah I could see that happening" result.
Even the 0-2 at Bournemouth was a "yeah I could see that happening" result.
January 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think the most depressing thing about Arsenal this year is that not a single result has felt surprising. We don't go out and batter teams 5-0, and when we have a bad result, it feels like it was strangely inevitable.
Even the 0-2 at Bournemouth was a "yeah I could see that happening" result.
Even the 0-2 at Bournemouth was a "yeah I could see that happening" result.
Nice of Arsenal to allow me to make a seamless transition from Twitter to Bluesky by continuing to complain about them pulling an absolute shitshow
January 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nice of Arsenal to allow me to make a seamless transition from Twitter to Bluesky by continuing to complain about them pulling an absolute shitshow