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J Gregort Coffeeheimer
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I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Ten years ago, If someone had asked me what Noam Chomsky, Bill Clinton, Peter Attia, Donald Trump, Stephen Hawking, Larry Summers, and Bill Gates all have in common, I would not, in a million years, have guessed.
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
No lies detected.
Remember when United got giddy about Garnacho because he scored against us at Wembley. Not only is he shit, he's toxic.
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
When you’ve got low accuracy rate while feeding the 5,000.
Jesus rolls a good chance wide seconds after coming on after a driving run forward from Rice.
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
What a disappointment, Leeds. Elland Road a hard place to go, yeah? 🥴
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The unsuitability of the USA to host the World Cup is getting coverage but that coverage still dwarves the amount that was written about Qatar, which itself was insufficient.

Compare it to the heavy scaremongering about threat posed by poor South Africans and Brazilians to visitors pre 2010/2014.
#fifa official have admitted that you can buy a ticket, book a flight, hotel, and risk not being allowed in the USA, dependent on trumps relationship with your country at that moment.

Why would anyone book a game if that is the case. Just move the games to Mexico and Canada.
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Already done over 100 bits of coverage across gaming titles. Never ever getting bored of being able to release something that can set the news agenda.
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Arsenal playing like Stoke. Stoke playing like Arsenal. Crazy days.
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'

Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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Yet more emails have dropped where billionaires write "Jeffrey my delicious naughty friend, when can we next get together to rape underage females?" and Jeffrey Epstein, the world's most respected paedophile, replies "dis idear nice me am wantin lol loll i jefry bye".
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Replacing Great Man of History Theory and Structural Theory of History with Worst Web Forums Theory of History
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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Interviewed the guy who made Skyrim on where Elder Scrolls 6 needs to be set, what next for Fallout, what Todd Howard is really like, why Ubisoft are wrong to demand everyone goes back to the office, and more! www.pressboxpr.co.uk/news/bruce-n...
Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout | Press Box PR
Dive into Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout with PressBox PR. Our agency provides expert analysis on...
www.pressboxpr.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Love to pay my self assessment, have HMRC take the payment twice, then tell me it could take a month and a half to potentially correct their fuck up 🙃
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My wife worked with Catherine O'Hara once. Said she was even better in person than she even hoped. A lovely, talented, generous person.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Interviewed the guy who made Skyrim on where Elder Scrolls 6 needs to be set, what next for Fallout, what Todd Howard is really like, why Ubisoft are wrong to demand everyone goes back to the office, and more! www.pressboxpr.co.uk/news/bruce-n...
Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout | Press Box PR
Dive into Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout with PressBox PR. Our agency provides expert analysis on...
www.pressboxpr.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Losing your central heating in one of the coldest weeks of the year is not the one.
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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We all worked to install an honest to god ignoramus as leader of the Labour Party by lying to the public in unison about more or less every part of the project. But there’s no need to dwell on who said what, when it’s caused much bigger, more immediate problems.
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Rumoured Labour candidates for Gorton & Denton by-election:

🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Delighted to see Tammy Abraham back in the Premier League. Proper player.
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Also a good learning experience for the "I call it sportsball" folks that sportsball pays for the rest of the paper you love so much
If this is true (and that’s not a small if), it is reasonable to posit that Bezos is trying to offload the Post. Or kill it altogether.

Sports is a top driver of traffic and subscriptions for most news sites.

And we’ve seen how Bezos and Lewis have mangled the Opinion section.
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Ain’t I been telling you that there really is an actual overlapping, international “omnicause”, and it’s just plain old fascism: paranoid, hysterical, obsessed with crackpot conspiracy theories, worshipping violence and force, and determined to beat the fuck out of humanity until we are compliant.
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM