J Gregort Coffeeheimer
@gregianjohnson.bsky.social
I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
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Yet more emails have dropped where billionaires write "Jeffrey my delicious naughty friend, when can we next get together to rape underage females?" and Jeffrey Epstein, the world's most respected paedophile, replies "dis idear nice me am wantin lol loll i jefry bye".
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Yet more emails have dropped where billionaires write "Jeffrey my delicious naughty friend, when can we next get together to rape underage females?" and Jeffrey Epstein, the world's most respected paedophile, replies "dis idear nice me am wantin lol loll i jefry bye".
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Replacing Great Man of History Theory and Structural Theory of History with Worst Web Forums Theory of History
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Replacing Great Man of History Theory and Structural Theory of History with Worst Web Forums Theory of History
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Interviewed the guy who made Skyrim on where Elder Scrolls 6 needs to be set, what next for Fallout, what Todd Howard is really like, why Ubisoft are wrong to demand everyone goes back to the office, and more! www.pressboxpr.co.uk/news/bruce-n...
Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout | Press Box PR
Dive into Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout with PressBox PR. Our agency provides expert analysis on...
www.pressboxpr.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Interviewed the guy who made Skyrim on where Elder Scrolls 6 needs to be set, what next for Fallout, what Todd Howard is really like, why Ubisoft are wrong to demand everyone goes back to the office, and more! www.pressboxpr.co.uk/news/bruce-n...
Love to pay my self assessment, have HMRC take the payment twice, then tell me it could take a month and a half to potentially correct their fuck up 🙃
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Love to pay my self assessment, have HMRC take the payment twice, then tell me it could take a month and a half to potentially correct their fuck up 🙃
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
My wife worked with Catherine O'Hara once. Said she was even better in person than she even hoped. A lovely, talented, generous person.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
My wife worked with Catherine O'Hara once. Said she was even better in person than she even hoped. A lovely, talented, generous person.
Interviewed the guy who made Skyrim on where Elder Scrolls 6 needs to be set, what next for Fallout, what Todd Howard is really like, why Ubisoft are wrong to demand everyone goes back to the office, and more! www.pressboxpr.co.uk/news/bruce-n...
Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout | Press Box PR
Dive into Bruce Nesmith exclusive: Skyrim’s design lead on where he would set The Elder Scrolls 6 and what to expect from the future of Fallout with PressBox PR. Our agency provides expert analysis on...
www.pressboxpr.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Interviewed the guy who made Skyrim on where Elder Scrolls 6 needs to be set, what next for Fallout, what Todd Howard is really like, why Ubisoft are wrong to demand everyone goes back to the office, and more! www.pressboxpr.co.uk/news/bruce-n...
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Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
Losing your central heating in one of the coldest weeks of the year is not the one.
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Losing your central heating in one of the coldest weeks of the year is not the one.
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We all worked to install an honest to god ignoramus as leader of the Labour Party by lying to the public in unison about more or less every part of the project. But there’s no need to dwell on who said what, when it’s caused much bigger, more immediate problems.
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 AM
We all worked to install an honest to god ignoramus as leader of the Labour Party by lying to the public in unison about more or less every part of the project. But there’s no need to dwell on who said what, when it’s caused much bigger, more immediate problems.
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Rumoured Labour candidates for Gorton & Denton by-election:
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Rumoured Labour candidates for Gorton & Denton by-election:
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
Delighted to see Tammy Abraham back in the Premier League. Proper player.
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Delighted to see Tammy Abraham back in the Premier League. Proper player.
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Also a good learning experience for the "I call it sportsball" folks that sportsball pays for the rest of the paper you love so much
If this is true (and that’s not a small if), it is reasonable to posit that Bezos is trying to offload the Post. Or kill it altogether.
Sports is a top driver of traffic and subscriptions for most news sites.
And we’ve seen how Bezos and Lewis have mangled the Opinion section.
Sports is a top driver of traffic and subscriptions for most news sites.
And we’ve seen how Bezos and Lewis have mangled the Opinion section.
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Also a good learning experience for the "I call it sportsball" folks that sportsball pays for the rest of the paper you love so much
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Ain’t I been telling you that there really is an actual overlapping, international “omnicause”, and it’s just plain old fascism: paranoid, hysterical, obsessed with crackpot conspiracy theories, worshipping violence and force, and determined to beat the fuck out of humanity until we are compliant.
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Ain’t I been telling you that there really is an actual overlapping, international “omnicause”, and it’s just plain old fascism: paranoid, hysterical, obsessed with crackpot conspiracy theories, worshipping violence and force, and determined to beat the fuck out of humanity until we are compliant.
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No way of posting this without it being a massive brag but I not only met Philip Glass at the office of my first job in London, he also played piano for us.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
January 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
No way of posting this without it being a massive brag but I not only met Philip Glass at the office of my first job in London, he also played piano for us.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
Tried the new Bischoff creme egg spin off.
a man is standing in a kitchen wearing a blue striped shirt .
ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen wearing a blue striped shirt .
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January 27, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Tried the new Bischoff creme egg spin off.
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The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
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this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
Viktor Gyokeres is actually Swedish for Vincent Janssen.
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Viktor Gyokeres is actually Swedish for Vincent Janssen.
I think Arsenal might be the unhappiest fanbase to lead a title race from what I saw and heard last night. Pre-match vibes completely brittle. The minute the game shifted it was as though the whole section above, below, around me were suddenly processing the trauma of every failed title bid at once.
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I think Arsenal might be the unhappiest fanbase to lead a title race from what I saw and heard last night. Pre-match vibes completely brittle. The minute the game shifted it was as though the whole section above, below, around me were suddenly processing the trauma of every failed title bid at once.