J Gregort Coffeeheimer
@gregianjohnson.bsky.social
I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
Losing your central heating in one of the coldest weeks of the year is not the one.
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Losing your central heating in one of the coldest weeks of the year is not the one.
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We all worked to install an honest to god ignoramus as leader of the Labour Party by lying to the public in unison about more or less every part of the project. But there’s no need to dwell on who said what, when it’s caused much bigger, more immediate problems.
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 AM
We all worked to install an honest to god ignoramus as leader of the Labour Party by lying to the public in unison about more or less every part of the project. But there’s no need to dwell on who said what, when it’s caused much bigger, more immediate problems.
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Rumoured Labour candidates for Gorton & Denton by-election:
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Rumoured Labour candidates for Gorton & Denton by-election:
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
Delighted to see Tammy Abraham back in the Premier League. Proper player.
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Delighted to see Tammy Abraham back in the Premier League. Proper player.
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Also a good learning experience for the "I call it sportsball" folks that sportsball pays for the rest of the paper you love so much
If this is true (and that’s not a small if), it is reasonable to posit that Bezos is trying to offload the Post. Or kill it altogether.
Sports is a top driver of traffic and subscriptions for most news sites.
And we’ve seen how Bezos and Lewis have mangled the Opinion section.
Sports is a top driver of traffic and subscriptions for most news sites.
And we’ve seen how Bezos and Lewis have mangled the Opinion section.
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Also a good learning experience for the "I call it sportsball" folks that sportsball pays for the rest of the paper you love so much
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Ain’t I been telling you that there really is an actual overlapping, international “omnicause”, and it’s just plain old fascism: paranoid, hysterical, obsessed with crackpot conspiracy theories, worshipping violence and force, and determined to beat the fuck out of humanity until we are compliant.
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Ain’t I been telling you that there really is an actual overlapping, international “omnicause”, and it’s just plain old fascism: paranoid, hysterical, obsessed with crackpot conspiracy theories, worshipping violence and force, and determined to beat the fuck out of humanity until we are compliant.
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No way of posting this without it being a massive brag but I not only met Philip Glass at the office of my first job in London, he also played piano for us.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
January 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
No way of posting this without it being a massive brag but I not only met Philip Glass at the office of my first job in London, he also played piano for us.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
Same with Ludovico Einaudi. Also went out for dumplings with Einaudi. We talked football. Was great.
Tried the new Bischoff creme egg spin off.
a man is standing in a kitchen wearing a blue striped shirt .
ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen wearing a blue striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Tried the new Bischoff creme egg spin off.
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The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
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this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
Viktor Gyokeres is actually Swedish for Vincent Janssen.
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Viktor Gyokeres is actually Swedish for Vincent Janssen.
I think Arsenal might be the unhappiest fanbase to lead a title race from what I saw and heard last night. Pre-match vibes completely brittle. The minute the game shifted it was as though the whole section above, below, around me were suddenly processing the trauma of every failed title bid at once.
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I think Arsenal might be the unhappiest fanbase to lead a title race from what I saw and heard last night. Pre-match vibes completely brittle. The minute the game shifted it was as though the whole section above, below, around me were suddenly processing the trauma of every failed title bid at once.
It’s only Fascism when a white guy who works with veterans gets killed.
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It’s only Fascism when a white guy who works with veterans gets killed.
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
The actor, Edward Norton, calls for a General Strike!
"What they are doing in Minnesota with the strike needs to expand. We should be talking about a national General and Economic Strike."
"What they are doing in Minnesota with the strike needs to expand. We should be talking about a national General and Economic Strike."
January 26, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
Tired: Manchester United look good again
Wired: Michael Carrick is United’s own Zinedine Zidane
Inspired: Bryan Mbeumo is actually Wayne Camerooney
Wired: Michael Carrick is United’s own Zinedine Zidane
Inspired: Bryan Mbeumo is actually Wayne Camerooney
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Tired: Manchester United look good again
Wired: Michael Carrick is United’s own Zinedine Zidane
Inspired: Bryan Mbeumo is actually Wayne Camerooney
Wired: Michael Carrick is United’s own Zinedine Zidane
Inspired: Bryan Mbeumo is actually Wayne Camerooney
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the moment the second person comes into the frame to stand with his neighbor is so incredibly beautiful
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 9:01 PM
the moment the second person comes into the frame to stand with his neighbor is so incredibly beautiful
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The simplicity of Carrick's changes to this team might be the most refreshing thing about those two performances. Nothing complicated, just players in roles they are suited to, and a gameplan that brings the best out of them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The simplicity of Carrick's changes to this team might be the most refreshing thing about those two performances. Nothing complicated, just players in roles they are suited to, and a gameplan that brings the best out of them.
Seeing it in the flesh, United looked so well set up and balanced. Arsenal looked pretty menacing for the first 15 mins but seemed to step off for some reason after that a bit. United never seemed to overcommit. Arsenal weirdly sloppy with the ball. Not even when they were trying anything risky.
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Seeing it in the flesh, United looked so well set up and balanced. Arsenal looked pretty menacing for the first 15 mins but seemed to step off for some reason after that a bit. United never seemed to overcommit. Arsenal weirdly sloppy with the ball. Not even when they were trying anything risky.
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Thinking today of this one from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Thinking today of this one from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
I’ve missed going to big matches. Not had much chance for last few years. Went to bed like a kid on Christmas Eve last night.
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I’ve missed going to big matches. Not had much chance for last few years. Went to bed like a kid on Christmas Eve last night.
“If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.”
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 AM
“If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.”