J Gregort Coffeeheimer
@gregianjohnson.bsky.social
I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
I see the family resemblance tbf.
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I see the family resemblance tbf.
Arsenal fan head loss?
February 13, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Arsenal fan head loss?
So did you do it? Did you deny Palace their place in the Europa League?
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 AM
So did you do it? Did you deny Palace their place in the Europa League?
TheUnitedStrand
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
TheUnitedStrand
Works every time
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Works every time
Pesto + pasta starch goop = emulsified goodness
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Pesto + pasta starch goop = emulsified goodness
Don’t drain your pasta is what I’m saying.
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Don’t drain your pasta is what I’m saying.
With apologies to Italy, parenthood has changed how I cook pasta. I now put in just enough water to cover, let the cooking water reduce into basically starch goop and cooked pasta, then add pesto to make something that tastes and feels creamy as fuuuuuu without adding anything else.
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
With apologies to Italy, parenthood has changed how I cook pasta. I now put in just enough water to cover, let the cooking water reduce into basically starch goop and cooked pasta, then add pesto to make something that tastes and feels creamy as fuuuuuu without adding anything else.
The Homer Party announce their bold new direction:
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
The Homer Party announce their bold new direction:
I did that thing where you asked ChatGPT to create a caricature based on everything it knows about me and
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I did that thing where you asked ChatGPT to create a caricature based on everything it knows about me and
Michael Carrick’s Manchester United keep on winning…
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Michael Carrick’s Manchester United keep on winning…
This is one the stupidest things I’ve ever read.
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
This is one the stupidest things I’ve ever read.
@gemofamara.com oh hey fellow Fallow viewer
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
@gemofamara.com oh hey fellow Fallow viewer
Better yet, this isn’t some one day drop you can pull out of context. It’s been a rough few months for them and I absolutely love to see it.
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Better yet, this isn’t some one day drop you can pull out of context. It’s been a rough few months for them and I absolutely love to see it.
looks like THIS IS MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB DNA is back on the menu, boys!
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
looks like THIS IS MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB DNA is back on the menu, boys!
Tuning in for the first proper test* of the Michael Carrick era.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Tuning in for the first proper test* of the Michael Carrick era.
Now home to enjoy one of my little boy’s first ever fairy cakes.
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Now home to enjoy one of my little boy’s first ever fairy cakes.
Nice day for it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Nice day for it.
In the posh seats today.
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
In the posh seats today.