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Christopher Nolan's films deeply explore the most gripping facets of human understanding: memory, sleep, magic, dreaming, relativistic multidimensional space travel, war, time, nuclear weapons, and Batman
My son insisted on tipping Santa. I'm sorry I couldn't stop it with my generation #PayElvesALivingWage #WarOnChristmas #SecureOurNorthernBorder #RudolphIsInTheEpsteinFiles
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My son insisted on tipping Santa. I'm sorry I couldn't stop it with my generation #PayElvesALivingWage #WarOnChristmas #SecureOurNorthernBorder #RudolphIsInTheEpsteinFiles
An audience burn from years ago that still makes me smile: Chicago comic asked where people were from and of course everyone rattles off all the big suburbs and then in a very Midwest accent, someone yells "Wausau, Wisconsin!" and the standup asks "what, did you come into town for supplies?!"
December 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An audience burn from years ago that still makes me smile: Chicago comic asked where people were from and of course everyone rattles off all the big suburbs and then in a very Midwest accent, someone yells "Wausau, Wisconsin!" and the standup asks "what, did you come into town for supplies?!"
Dominick Cobb and his entire Inception team went several dream layers deep and inserted the idea "put your name on stuff" into the mind of Donald Trump
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Dominick Cobb and his entire Inception team went several dream layers deep and inserted the idea "put your name on stuff" into the mind of Donald Trump
@microsoft.com if I try to save and close a .csv with formatting, please have Clippy pop up and remind me that I want to Save As... .xlsx
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@microsoft.com if I try to save and close a .csv with formatting, please have Clippy pop up and remind me that I want to Save As... .xlsx
Whenever I hear fireworks in the distance, day or night, like the kind when a local pro sports team wins a big game, I immediately check the news for A Specific News Event for which we are all waiting
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Whenever I hear fireworks in the distance, day or night, like the kind when a local pro sports team wins a big game, I immediately check the news for A Specific News Event for which we are all waiting
A guy in my neighborhood has a flagpole that usually flies an American flag above a Trump flag. He took down the Trump flag and replaced it with a Merry Christmas flag featuring a rosy-faced Santa Claus. Sure, replace one elaborate fantasy constructed of layers of lies with another, go ahead.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A guy in my neighborhood has a flagpole that usually flies an American flag above a Trump flag. He took down the Trump flag and replaced it with a Merry Christmas flag featuring a rosy-faced Santa Claus. Sure, replace one elaborate fantasy constructed of layers of lies with another, go ahead.
I called a local bookstore without an online inventory on my telephone and asked questions about a physical book and they knew of the book and several similar books off the top of their head, all of which were in stock. This sentence has been brought to you by the 1900s #ShopLocal
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I called a local bookstore without an online inventory on my telephone and asked questions about a physical book and they knew of the book and several similar books off the top of their head, all of which were in stock. This sentence has been brought to you by the 1900s #ShopLocal
Jfk Jr just dropped a new food pyramid
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Jfk Jr just dropped a new food pyramid
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
Reposted by charlie whiskey
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Reposted by charlie whiskey
This is your annual reminder that if you are in the US and have FSA funds that you won't use, Menstrual products are covered by FSA funds and can be donated to food pantries and shelters.
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is your annual reminder that if you are in the US and have FSA funds that you won't use, Menstrual products are covered by FSA funds and can be donated to food pantries and shelters.
2026? Gtfo with your scifi ass years
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
2026? Gtfo with your scifi ass years
The amount of time from "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" to "Billie Jean" is the same amount of time from "Billie Jean" to Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars’ “Die With A Smile”
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The amount of time from "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" to "Billie Jean" is the same amount of time from "Billie Jean" to Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars’ “Die With A Smile”
Type "thank driver" into Amazon and give $5
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Type "thank driver" into Amazon and give $5
Things I forget about most days:
* 9/11
* The Alamo
* Dre
* 9/11
* The Alamo
* Dre
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Things I forget about most days:
* 9/11
* The Alamo
* Dre
* 9/11
* The Alamo
* Dre
One cool part about growing older is that every once in a while your kidney randomly makes a pebble covered in crystalline razors for you to pee out except the pebble is a little bit bigger than your pee hole. So fun, really great time
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
One cool part about growing older is that every once in a while your kidney randomly makes a pebble covered in crystalline razors for you to pee out except the pebble is a little bit bigger than your pee hole. So fun, really great time
Does anyone know which side of the keyboard to bang on
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Does anyone know which side of the keyboard to bang on
My wife has a surprising amount of memorabilia from a 1997 Nicholas Cage action/crime romp
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My wife has a surprising amount of memorabilia from a 1997 Nicholas Cage action/crime romp
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November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Hearing Eminem bars during a Jack White Packers-Lions halftime show actually made me look up from my phone
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hearing Eminem bars during a Jack White Packers-Lions halftime show actually made me look up from my phone
Hegseth's DoD drafting a memo to sever ties with the Scouts over girls and gay leaders is peak fragile masculinity. As an Eagle Scout, I welcome our feminine overlords
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hegseth's DoD drafting a memo to sever ties with the Scouts over girls and gay leaders is peak fragile masculinity. As an Eagle Scout, I welcome our feminine overlords
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November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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If your dumb ass shows up at Walgreens on the afternoon of Thanksgiving or Christmas to get ginger ale, butter, and wine, the employee who has to deal with your moronic face had better be working 4 hours or less and making triple time or more
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If your dumb ass shows up at Walgreens on the afternoon of Thanksgiving or Christmas to get ginger ale, butter, and wine, the employee who has to deal with your moronic face had better be working 4 hours or less and making triple time or more
Don't feel bad about shoplifting at Walgreen's
Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don't feel bad about shoplifting at Walgreen's
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Wireless ear bud headphones would be a lot better if they had some wire or similar connecting them making it more difficult to lose one.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wireless ear bud headphones would be a lot better if they had some wire or similar connecting them making it more difficult to lose one.