every video game would be improved with a girl protagonist, top to bottom, every fps, every JRPG, every platformer, every strategy game, etc send skeet

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

I relate to David Simon a lot actually because I did my best writing a long time ago too and now I’m just a dumbass

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”