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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 1h

"A gente precisa ajudar o Fulano, ele tem uma empresa pequena, só tira duas notinhas por mês" e as duas notinhas somam R$ 250.000,00 em faturamento mensal

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 16h

Esse tipo de coisa só não acontece com mais frequência pq eu e minha irmã, que somos mais velhas, costumamos passar pelas coisas antes e avisar tudo que ele precisa fazer quando chega a vez dele. Mas a questão militar é algo mt dele por ser o único homem, logo etc

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 16h

Meu irmão, um homem adulto, precisa entregar documentos na Junta Militar amanhã às 8h, coisa que ele sabe há semanas. Hoje, as 20h30, ele resolveu ver QUAIS documentos tem que entregar, descobriu que precisa da Certidão de Reservista. Que ele deixa com a minha mãe. Que mora há 2h de distância dele.

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 21h

A gente só não namora por causa dessa diferença fundamental entre valores pessoais (eu sou a favor do horário de verão)

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 21h

Vou me matar

amauri gonzo @amaurigonzo.crise.love · 1d

ISSO SIM DESPERTA MEU ANTIPETISMO
www.metropoles.com/brasil/gover...

Governo se pronuncia sobre horário de verão em 2025

Suspenso desde 2019, o horário de verão consiste em adiantar os relógios em uma hora com o objetivo de economizar energia elétrica

www.metropoles.com

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 23h

A querida não aparece na reunião marcada, não responde minhas mensagens e literalmente 3h depois quer me ligar eu hein

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✧𓂃𓈒*｡ﾟ Ne ｡ﾟ*𓂃𓈒 ✧ @artofne.bsky.social · 1d

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 1d

Sim eu sou do tipo que chora por decepção, o problema é que é tão raro eu esperar qualquer coisa de qualquer pessoa que eu quase nunca me decepciono com ngm (mas quando me decepciono eu choro)

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ERIKA HILTON @erikahilton.bsky.social · 1d

🚨 FIM DA ESCALA 6x1 PODE SER VOTADO HOJE

Já que a Câmara se recusa a pautar a PEC pelo FIM da escala 6x1, faremos a proposta avançar por outro lugar:

Está marcada, pra essa manhã, uma sessão da CCJ do Senado que pode votar a PEC pelo FIM da 6x1 apresentada pelo senador Paulo Paim. +👇🏽

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 1d

Eu tô tentando mas falho muito. Acho tão mais divertido ligar um negócio que SÓ serve pra jogar

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 1d

Não me ameace com um tempo bom

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didi/deedee/djidji/弟弟 @didi.is.camp · 11d

sabotagem ao contrário é megatobas

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 2d

Toda vaca é de mercado se considerarmos que estão inseridas na lógica do capitalismo

Ludelfuego @ludelfuego.bsky.social · 2d

o papo começou com ser um hotel pet friendly e eu disse q se pudesse recebia até vaca e aproveitava o leite pro café da manhã do hotel:
- credo, odeio leite de vaca
- mas vc nao toma leite?
- sim, só de vaca de mercado
- mas vc pode pasteurizar o leite?
- o que é pasteurizar? colocar na geladeira?

jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 2d

Ameaça*

CNN Brasil @cnn-brasil.bsky.social · 2d

Manuela Dias promete que voltará para novelas após "Vale Tudo"

www.cnnbrasil.com.br

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 2d

"Vou botar o casaco pra ir dormir" little gaúcho things

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 2d

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 2d

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3:
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 2d

E só recebendo carinho da torcida!

Bluesky @bsky.app · 2d

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 2d

Minha chefe indignada com uns colegas chamando eles de esquerdistas sendo que todos são literalmente bolsonaristas de extrema direita momentos......

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Lula @lulaoficialbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

O Estado de Israel violou as leis Internacionais ao interceptar os integrantes da “Flotilha Global Sumud”, entre eles cidadãos brasileiros, fora de seu mar territorial. E segue cometendo violações ao mantê-los detidos em seu país. (+)

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d

Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.

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Lázaro Rosa 🇧🇷 @lazarorosa.bsky.social · 3d

Rapaz! O deputado bolsonarista Coronel Chrisostomo (PL) tentou lacrar pra cima do Ministro da CGU e passou aquela vergonha durante a CPMI do INSS. Desculpa, mas impossível não rir kkkkkkkk

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jurídico bem bom @celay0y.bsky.social · 3d

HAHAHAHA se vc morasse perto de mim vc teria coisa melhor pra fazer (ir no McDonald's comigo)

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Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 3d

Unfortunate update: Link reached out to BlueSky and got email back now on reason.

His appeal is denied. He will remain permanently banned on BlueSky’s side.

Here are the screenshots he just sent me as of 8:22 AM EST(my time)

A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team with the subject line “Bluesky Account Behavior” sent at 22:15. The email states that a Bluesky account controlled by the recipient, with the handle @spacelawshitpost.me, posted a reply with an image where the alt text reads: Charlie Kirk sitting in a white T-shirt that says “Freedom.” A negative consequence follows. The email indicates this post violates Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech, specifically listing threats of violence or physical harm against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public, and incitement of self-harm or suicide.

A screenshot of an email continuation from the Bluesky Moderation Team displaying a bulleted list of Community Guidelines violations. The first bullet point describes threats of violence or physical harm as including threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. The second bullet point defines incitement of self-harm or suicide as content that encourages self-harm or suicide. The third bullet point explains wishes of harm as expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. Below the bullets, a paragraph states that users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others and that all users must be treated with respect. The next paragraph informs the recipient that as a result of these violations, your account has been taken down. A closing paragraph thanks the user for doing their part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users and instructs them to email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz if they have questions or wish to appeal the decision. The email ends with the signature Bluesky Moderation Team.

A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team sent at 08:11 with the subject line Re: Bluesky Account Behavior addressed To: Hide My Email. The email reads:

Hi there,

Thank you for reaching out to appeal the takedown of your account on Bluesky. We have carefully reviewed your case, including the information you provided and the activity that led to the suspension of your account.

After investigating, we have determined that your account activity was in violation of our community guidelines, specifically promoting hateful content or being disruptive to other users. We take these guidelines seriously to ensure a safe and respectful environment for all our users.

As a result, we regret to inform you that your appeal has been denied, and your account will remain suspended. This decision is final and cannot be reversed. We understand that this may be disappointing news, but we must prioritize the well-being of our community and maintain a consistent enforcement of our policies. We encourage you to review our community guidelines to better understand the expectations we have for user behavior on our platform. Please do not create new accounts, since those will be taken down for ban evasion.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Apr 28

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

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