celeriache
celeriache.bsky.social
celeriache
@celeriache.bsky.social
unadulterated tech shitposting
Just tried to ask chatgpt about how long someone would survive in -21C with no clothes and it replied with a suicide hotline 🤡🤡🤡 forgive me for having scientific curiosity about cold weather i guess?
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
sometimes french will let you have a little consonant at the end as a treat if you're good (oeuf, ours, os)
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just tried to check whether I'm registered to vote on elections.montreal.ca/en/ but the link to check was not working 😅 With barely 14 days before registrations close on Oct 16, fingers crossed they get it sorted quickly 🤞
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October 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Reposted by celeriache
Strong onions, weepily held
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by celeriache
This is supposed to be ironic but I saw it and went “Yeah!”
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
management consultants agrarians
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silo chat
September 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
chatgpt pls reformat thomas piketty capital in the 21st century into a gossip style podcast
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM