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CeleryJam
@celeryjam.bsky.social
La creatura that goes into perdition

https://pronouns.cc/@CeleryJam
It crops up sometimes but it's hard to find because the algorithm prioritizes things that make people mad. That maximizes engagement which maximizes ad views.

Recently, the men's wear guy (dieworkwear) had a great interaction with someone expanding on his comments about 18th century clothes.
November 9, 2024 at 5:28 PM
November 8, 2024 at 9:42 PM
If you see this I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.
November 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
His face gets all skrunkly when you boop him, I love hims so much
November 5, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I like this argument, and it's started to convince me away from "AI art is not art". Kinda makes me think about Comedian (banana taped to a wall) and how a performance artist transformed the original piece by eating the banana. You could argue either or both are bad art, but they are both still art.
November 1, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I've still got some bills to catch up on so I haven't actually pre-ordered it, but it completes the meme so fucking sue me I guess.
October 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I've done the drive down to Key Largo, which is far enough for me. One of the two roads feels like there's less than 5 feet between you and ocean and it's incredibly unnerving, while the other is usually loaded to hell and back with traffic.
October 29, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I'm doing my part
October 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Holy shit, it actually is correct
October 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Oh cool, the art scraping bots are migrating to this site now, that's just peachy
October 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Yep, that's me :3
October 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
henlo, is this anything?
October 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
October 24, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I love Atlus games, I'm so thankful my brother is sharing his Steam library with me so my broke ass can play Metaphor when he's sleeping
October 22, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Oomfs (are we allowed to use that word here?): Guess who this is talking about, wrong answers only
October 21, 2024 at 11:24 PM
If I had any money right now, I definitely wouldn't have it for long
October 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Before anyone asks, this is Ginger Rogers and Frances Mercer in Vivacious Lady (1938)
October 20, 2024 at 7:55 PM
The impending changes to the block function and AI scraping have me crawling back here today. Still gonna be on the bird app, but I'll try to become more active on this bug app as well.
October 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Only real ones call it bisky/biskie
October 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Friend in the parking lot at work
January 5, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I left my present for the office White Elephant gift exchange at home 😭

Thankfully, we can improvise (inside is an IOU gift receipt that I printed out and folded into an origami crane)
December 22, 2023 at 3:57 PM
The one oomfie I'm gonna miss the most. I'll miss everyone, but especially you, Xerox. We had something special.
December 21, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Regular reminder that I'm still a band kid at heart
October 6, 2023 at 6:21 PM
I really do like working here actually
October 6, 2023 at 2:11 PM
When I say I'm queer, I mean this specific context brought to you by the Cambridge Dictionary :3
September 27, 2023 at 4:51 AM