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CeleryJam
@celeryjam.bsky.social
La creatura that goes into perdition

https://pronouns.cc/@CeleryJam
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Uhhhh doing one of these, say something silly if you agree

- Atlus games (SMT/Persona)
- TTRPGs (D&D, VtM)
- Magic the Gathering
- General weeb shit
- Prog rock/metal (Dream Theater, Thank You Scientist)
- Jazz fusion (Sungazer, Béla Fleck, Chick Corea)
- Gay gay homosexual gay
Seems I forgot about all of you for a while there. Oops.
a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together
ALT: a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together
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September 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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I just gained like 100 followers overnight so here's some guys to celebrate
November 12, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”

2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”
November 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
If you see this I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.
November 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?
November 7, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Just know that you don't have to find hope right now, but you should fight to find something to keep you going until we can get on the other side of this.

I've chosen hate. Hate is a very strong motivating force. I will survive purely to spite the people who want to see me dead.
November 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
So turns out restarting your computer every so often is a good idea. It now runs at 60 fps (except in hubs with lots of people or specific fights) at medium.
I'm so sad right now. I haven't updated my computer's hardware in like 6 years so I had to close literally every single other program to get Dragon Age to run at 30 fps on low settings. Pray that I get the raise I deserve after this year so I can afford a decent fucking gaming rig.
November 5, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I'm so sad right now. I haven't updated my computer's hardware in like 6 years so I had to close literally every single other program to get Dragon Age to run at 30 fps on low settings. Pray that I get the raise I deserve after this year so I can afford a decent fucking gaming rig.
November 1, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I've still got some bills to catch up on so I haven't actually pre-ordered it, but it completes the meme so fucking sue me I guess.
October 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Sometimes I feel like shit over the natural pitch of my voice and curse my puberty for doing that to me. But other times I remember that I can hit all but the lowest notes in "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" and that legitimately makes me feel better. Hope I get to keep that after voice training.
October 30, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Took my first foray into the gig economy. Lucked out and got back-to-back-to-back deliveries that took 20 minutes each and placed me right back at home. Not bad for a first hour to make a few extra bucks in the evening, but I fear that it's gonna be downhill from here on out.
Oh god. It's happening. The gig economy is kicking in my door, demanding I spend my free time working for less than minimum wage just to make rent. This is a disaster.
October 29, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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October 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I'm doing my part
October 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
October 25, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Oh cool, the art scraping bots are migrating to this site now, that's just peachy
October 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
henlo, is this anything?
October 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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October 24, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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October 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Just getting to listening to the whole album and I can't decide what my favorite track is yet, it's all so good!

Skrontch is big for me, though, since it 100% sounds like a track called "Skrontch" open.spotify.com/track/56OYrc...
October 23, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Absolutely wild that I'm getting job listings advertised to me that are literally paying below my state's minimum wage. I fear for the youth, who likely don't know any better and will get screwed because someone forgot to update a field in their database.
October 22, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Here's my hot take: The magic doesn't always need explaining. It can be weird. Magic can happen because it's right for the moment, for the story. It's magic, not science.
October 22, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Uhhhh doing one of these, say something silly if you agree

- Atlus games (SMT/Persona)
- TTRPGs (D&D, VtM)
- Magic the Gathering
- General weeb shit
- Prog rock/metal (Dream Theater, Thank You Scientist)
- Jazz fusion (Sungazer, Béla Fleck, Chick Corea)
- Gay gay homosexual gay
October 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM