「 Celeste Unrest 」
@celesteunrest.bsky.social
Idk I am literally just a girl
| Stoner and gamer | $Celesteunrest for tips!
Single | 18+/Minors DNI
| Stoner and gamer | $Celesteunrest for tips!
Single | 18+/Minors DNI
Pinned
Figured I should make a pinned post about myself finally
I'm Celeste, your average autistic, lewd, gamer görl. I'm 27 and live in nowheresland PA. I like a lot of stuff so my page is all over the place. I'm also a leftist so expect politics occasionally. All are welcome here unless you're a PoS ✌🏽
I'm Celeste, your average autistic, lewd, gamer görl. I'm 27 and live in nowheresland PA. I like a lot of stuff so my page is all over the place. I'm also a leftist so expect politics occasionally. All are welcome here unless you're a PoS ✌🏽
Ugh. God I've said it before and I'll say it again but: PLEASE LET THINGS WORK OUT WITH THIS MAN, HES SO HANDSOME AND COOL AND SMART AND FUNNY AND I LIKE HIM SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHH
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Ugh. God I've said it before and I'll say it again but: PLEASE LET THINGS WORK OUT WITH THIS MAN, HES SO HANDSOME AND COOL AND SMART AND FUNNY AND I LIKE HIM SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHH
In my "damn I'm so hot" era
January 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
In my "damn I'm so hot" era
I got new underwear and it's cute. You can't see in this lighting but it's sparkly. And really soft.
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I got new underwear and it's cute. You can't see in this lighting but it's sparkly. And really soft.
I am so hot and funny and cool and no one is worth my presence.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I am so hot and funny and cool and no one is worth my presence.
First day of 2026: have to be admitted into the hospital
Second day of 2026: get rejected by crush
I hope the third day of the year is uneventful
Second day of 2026: get rejected by crush
I hope the third day of the year is uneventful
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
First day of 2026: have to be admitted into the hospital
Second day of 2026: get rejected by crush
I hope the third day of the year is uneventful
Second day of 2026: get rejected by crush
I hope the third day of the year is uneventful
Reposted by 「 Celeste Unrest 」
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
>be me
>Finally acquire a new PC
>Realize I have no games to play because I'm broke
>Play the same games that already ran on my old PC
I hate this 😭
>Finally acquire a new PC
>Realize I have no games to play because I'm broke
>Play the same games that already ran on my old PC
I hate this 😭
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
>be me
>Finally acquire a new PC
>Realize I have no games to play because I'm broke
>Play the same games that already ran on my old PC
I hate this 😭
>Finally acquire a new PC
>Realize I have no games to play because I'm broke
>Play the same games that already ran on my old PC
I hate this 😭
They call it seasonal depression but really I just hate all holidays because I always spend them alone and that sucks. I love Halloween. But I honestly can't remember ever having a good Halloween because I always spend it alone and I hate it. Just wanna cuddle someone and watch horror movies :(
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They call it seasonal depression but really I just hate all holidays because I always spend them alone and that sucks. I love Halloween. But I honestly can't remember ever having a good Halloween because I always spend it alone and I hate it. Just wanna cuddle someone and watch horror movies :(
Mood
I need a giant man to fuck my brains out really bad. He can grow in me if he wants, in fact it’s encouraged!
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Mood
When Bring Me the Horizon said "the sadness will never end" they really weren't kidding
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When Bring Me the Horizon said "the sadness will never end" they really weren't kidding
If anyone wants to confess their undying love for me right before Halloween, that'd be cool.
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If anyone wants to confess their undying love for me right before Halloween, that'd be cool.
Can't get over how specific this meme is. They really got my ass
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can't get over how specific this meme is. They really got my ass
Oh no I miss something I can't name again. I want to go home to a place that doesn't exist. Help.
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh no I miss something I can't name again. I want to go home to a place that doesn't exist. Help.
Just remembered I'm going to be 28 in a couple months, what the fuck is that about?
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Just remembered I'm going to be 28 in a couple months, what the fuck is that about?
Reposted by 「 Celeste Unrest 」
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in Pennsylvania or how many times you’ve driven the same route, there is ALWAYS another stupid little town you’ve never heard of before
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in Pennsylvania or how many times you’ve driven the same route, there is ALWAYS another stupid little town you’ve never heard of before
I'm finally getting a new PC! It'll be nice to finally retire my ancient 10 year old rig. So many modern games I'll finally be able to play!! Thank god for financing. Paying 110$ a month on top of my current bills will suck but hopefully I'll be getting a new job in a few months so it'll be doable
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm finally getting a new PC! It'll be nice to finally retire my ancient 10 year old rig. So many modern games I'll finally be able to play!! Thank god for financing. Paying 110$ a month on top of my current bills will suck but hopefully I'll be getting a new job in a few months so it'll be doable
Had my friend sketch up a quick rough draft for my OC/sona I'm working on. She's half goblin and half succubus. I can't decide what color skin I want her to have yet.
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Had my friend sketch up a quick rough draft for my OC/sona I'm working on. She's half goblin and half succubus. I can't decide what color skin I want her to have yet.
ISO a big, strong, handsome man to smother me in his arms. TIA.
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ISO a big, strong, handsome man to smother me in his arms. TIA.
Been back on dating apps for like twenty minutes and the despair is already starting to set in again.
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Been back on dating apps for like twenty minutes and the despair is already starting to set in again.
Woohoo once again rejected for being child free. I love this song. Imagine caring more about your hypothetical spawn than the awesome person right in front of you.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Woohoo once again rejected for being child free. I love this song. Imagine caring more about your hypothetical spawn than the awesome person right in front of you.
I think it might be impossible to find someone who wants me as much as I want them and that makes me sad.
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think it might be impossible to find someone who wants me as much as I want them and that makes me sad.
I think I'm gonna get my septum pierced tomorrow. Hopefully I don't chicken out.
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I think I'm gonna get my septum pierced tomorrow. Hopefully I don't chicken out.
Sneak peak of one of my Halloween costumes. You're gay if you comment on my messy room
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sneak peak of one of my Halloween costumes. You're gay if you comment on my messy room