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Jami, Part-Time Sapphic
@celestialgreen.bsky.social
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Former musicologist. A little obsessed with games, cats, horror, and witchcraft. Chaotic bisexual. Incredible bibliophile. Disabled, ADHD, a little too nice for my own good. Will read tarot for you. She/they, genderqueer. (Art by StinaMarie).
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Quick. We all need emergency cat pics, stat. (Read the alt text on this pic, you won't regret it.)
A little longhaired mackerel tabby (named Apollo) sitting on a corner shelf where I've put together a shrine to his namesake, the god Apollo. His floofy tail (the cat's, not the god's) hangs down off the shelf magnificently.
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Tonight, to celebrate nothing at all, my wife and I made peanut butter chocolate cookies. The recipe called for less flour and an extra egg yolk, to make the texture gooey, and it really worked. My portions continue to be suspect; I overcorrected and made 19 instead of 15. I'm still having fun.
Twelve chocolate peanut butter cookies on a baking sheet, on top of some parchment paper. Not perfect, but I'm still learning.
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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New Year's baking experiment: soft pretzels. And y'all, they were incredible. Served with a spicy cheese sauce. Happy 2026, everyone. May we all have the courage not only to persevere, but to try new things, and to find ways to thrive against the odds.
Eight golden brown soft pretzels, fresh out of the oven, hand-made by my wife and me for New Year's Eve. Happy 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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For those of you who don't know what goatheads are, they're little thorns created by Satan to puncture feet. They propagate via pain and violence. Just like JKR.
A trio of goatheads, hard little thorn seeds that have spikes on every surface that are as long as the seeds themselves. They hurt like a motherfucker to step on with bare feet, and can puncture THROUGH a thin flip flop.
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I came across this in my reading today. I can’t decide if I love it or hate it, but either way — iconic. Thoughts? #horrorsky #booksky
A page from a book. The highlighted section reads: “but when she got to the juniper tree, she peered into a ragged hole beneath it, rimmed with snow like some kind of Middle-Earth margarita.”
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I baked a pumpkin cake from scratch today. My first ever. As you can see, I got distracted when dashing it with cinnamon, and the edible gold dust came out like a goddamn fire hose. Everyone will be shitting glitter until New Year. But anything worth doing is worth doing badly.
A pumpkin cake that, while it will probably taste very good, is topped with very slapdash rows of cinnamon and a metric butt-ton of edible gold dust. It’s made in a 9x13 cake pan, now on a serving plate with cream cheese frosting.
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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This is HUGE for a girl who's mostly unable to try anything new because of executive dysfunction and burnt-out-gifted-child-bullshit. But I decided to practice what I've been preaching on here: to create something, even if it's bad. Here's how they turned out:
Two trays of chocolate chip cookies, made with semisweet and swirled with dark chocolate patches. They're astonishingly not burnt, well-shaped, and I didn't put too many on the tray so they didn't bulge together. And just for you: they smell (and taste) pretty damn good.
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Apollo is such a mama’s boy.
A little long-haired mackerel tabby named Apollo, tucked up against his mommy. Her arm is around him, scritching his ears, and he is the most blissful boy in the world.
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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40 this year, and feeling more comfortable in my vessel than maybe I ever have. (And I'm definitely the hot one of my sisters.) I am finally myself, finally out of fucks to give about being who I am. And when I, at least, reach my crone years, may the gods have mercy on all our souls.
A woman with skin the color of mayonnaise (Black people get described by food colors, so I figure it's only fair that I'm mayo). She's wearing a black lace dress with spaghetti straps, a necklace that looks like the outline of a round stained glass window. She has glasses, light brown locks in a side shave, and red lipstick, and she's faintly smiling as if she knows something you don't. It's me.
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I literally just introduced my wife to Pixel-Stitch and said "can you do this scene for me?"
A scene from the video game Hollow Knight, with a gazebo in an otherworldly Queen's Garden, with a gramophone and a park bench, with flying creatures on a jewel-green background.
September 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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My friend Kat decided they needed something to do with their hands. So they took up whittling.

They made this as their first project. Isn't it gorgeous?

We need to make things with our hands. We need to be creative, to toss aside AI and just fill the world with who WE are.

Be like Kat.
Kat's hand, holding a piece of wood and a beautifully-carved spoon next to it. It's so smooth, with a curved handle that fits perfectly in the palm. Probably not big enough to be useful, but why is it always about "what's in it for me?" sometimes the process is enough.
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Persie approves of my copy of Isabel Cañas’ THE POSSESSION OF ALBA DIAZ. (And y’all, she just put her paw reassuringly on my leg. Squeeeeee) #cats #horrorsky
Persephone Sage, a beautiful, somewhat chimeric calico cat, is lying on a book with a woman in a red dress on the cover. She’s snuggling with us on the couch, and there’s nothing more precious than that.
August 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I embroidered this by hand! Someday I'll do it again, and incorporate all the techniques I've learned since the original. (I'd show the project I'm working on right now, but it sort of looks like a vulva atm.)
A hand-embroidered pattern of the Greek goddess, Athena, holding her shield and a spear, with a brushed helmet. Her armor is bronze, her skin is lighter than the thread looked online (I wasn't trying to make her white!) and she has a skirt of gradiant shades of blue that matches the brush of her helmet. The parthenon can be seen in the background, and the scene is encased in a wreath of olive branches done in lazy daisy stitch that didn't hold up to washing very well.
July 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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How about a compromise? It's not the hottest picture of @celestialblue.bsky.social but it's got my favorite calico in it, so her hotness is tempered by Persie's cuteness! (Read the alt-text.)
A beautiful woman with a sweet smile and long, light brown hair stands, hunched not because of bad posture but because of the overwhelming presence of a calico cat, Persephone, who has taken up residence on her shoulders like the hunch-cat of Notre Dame. Bonus points if you know that the woman's shirt is Caduceus from Critical Role's Mighty Nein series.
June 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Oh hey! My little town had its Pride Parade today. My wife helped out and had a great time. I couldn't go (my body hates me today) but they had a great turnout for the parade and festival! And then we have a drag show tonight!

So of course, when my wife got home, she adorned Luna in Pride gear.
A lovely black cat named Luna sits on the arm of the couch, decked out in a rainbow Pride lei. She looks a bit nonplussed, but after the picture was sniffing the outside smells on the lei with interest. My wife's boob is also in the foreground, for scale.
June 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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“No Kings, Mommy!” —Apollo
(My wife then had to chase him all over the living room with the flag in his mouth.)
A little mackerel tabby cat, named Apollo, chews and ravages a plastic American flag that he stole from his mom, who got it when she dropped off supplies at our local protest today. Apparently he’s protesting, too.
June 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I'm kind of between books right now? I have a stack sitting beside me on the couch, and theoretically I'm supposed to choose one today. But The Depression has me and it's hard to take pleasure in things, even reading.

Fuck it. I picked up Daisy Pearce's SOMETHING IN THE WALLS. Going for it.
A slightly precarious stack of books on a gray couch. On the top is a hardcover novel adorned with peeling wallpaper. It's entitled, SOMETHING IN THE WALLS, by Daisy Pearce. Beneath it is my to-do list for today, and a number of other books that I'll probably get to sometime in the next five years. Honorable mention to my embroidery forms and package of John James curved beading needles off to the side.
June 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Look at that floof monster!!! THAT TUMMY. I'm reminded of the video (from someone whose name I don't remember, sorry) that said "if you're not huffing your cat, what are you even doing?" Just bury your face in their fur and breathe it in.

Here's my floof monster for tax.
The regal, floofy little cat, Apollo, lies on the couch, on his side. Apollo is a mackerel tabby, meaning that he has silver and blonde and white in his fur, with tabby stripes. He is sleeping with his belly slightly exposed, his perfect toe beans on view for the world to see. His little pink nose is incredibly boopable, and his floofy tail is a thing of absolute magnificence.
June 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I embroidered this handkerchief for a friend, and wove a spell to protect them while they travel. (They love to live minimally and use the savings to travel the world.) Only 14 more hankies to make. #craftsky
Hand embroidered on a white handkerchief is a little ovulation scene of a cherry blossom branch in spring, over a lake and light blue, clear sky. There is a pale yellow sun, and a border around in the same pink as the blossoms.
June 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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My little black cat, Luna, is just the best kitty. I've been having a terrible day. Five solid minutes of her crooning to her toy mouse as loudly as she can, putting it in her mouth and dropping it at my feet? My heart is melted, and all is right with the world. Thanks, little girl. #cats
A pure-black cat, Luna, lies on her side, nestled into the back of the couch directly behind me, on a handmade cat quilt. Her eyes are sleepy and just slightly open, her paws up against her chest like she's having the laziest, happiest day. All is well in the world.
May 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I picked up this little adorable highland cow at our local farmer's market yesterday. No reason. I just thought it was adorable and I liked the energy. HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THAT FACE #craftsky

@khthoniaa.bsky.social This is what I was talking about.
A little burnt sienna crocheted highland cow, a bit anthropomorphic, with a mop of curls on its head, cream-colored hooves and snout, black glass eyes and the most adorable little ears. I'm thinking of calling her Valeria.
May 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I know I didn't post this right when I finished it, but this is my latest completed project. Art inspo from Achen089 on DeviantArt (I tried to get a hold of them, but their account has been defunct for 10+ years). It's an offering to Athena, and I'm happy (despite what washing did to the leaves).
May 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Luna, Persephone, and Apollo all send along their best.

Persie's feeling a little nihilistic today, and who can blame her?
A lovely calico tabby cat with white paws lounges on top of a box, staring with a "I give no fucks" look at the camera. The box she is lying on reads: "Who Gives A Crap."
May 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Also, have a look at my latest embroidery project while you're at it. It pretty much sums me up. (Enough that when I showed it to my therapist, she laughed a little too hard.) #craftsky #embroidery
Embroidery, with many shades of pink and green flowers and leaves on the sides, with a sign in the center: "All I do is talk shit and have panic attacks."
February 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I know the world is terrible, but look at my baby girl. #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
A sweet black cat, Luna, is sleeping in a red and gold comforter on the back of a couch. This is a close-up of her sweet face. She doesn't have a care in the world.
February 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM