Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social

I'm excited to announced that I am running for reelection for Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board to continue to serve as your At-Large Commissioner! I'm ready to use my experience to advance our common goal of a park system that serves everyone equally.

Support me at: olsenforparks.org/donate

The boomer opinion I agree with most is how much I hate how many fucking apps I use in my day to day life.

Learning you’re on call 5 days before hand is somehow way worse than learning you’re on call day of

Also: saw a cat being pushed in a stroller on my ride home. Overall 8/10 day

Some days you just have to get comatose high before your weekly meeting with your boss.

it's been years upon years of labored "campus culture" op-eds from salaried writers hectoring students about free speech, and now the state is kidnapping students for their speech in broad daylight

Thinking about changing careers. What should I be searching for on Indeed if my dream role is “put on a show to save an aging theater from being turned into a toxic waste factory”

Getting perma banned from Reddit for advocating violence against bad people actually WAS on my 2025 bingo card

“One Must Be Extinguished”

Welcome back to The Weedeater, your guide to cooking with THC.

This was important enough for my first post