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Cephalobloop Jones
@cephalobloop.bsky.social
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RIF'd from OPM - all posts and opinions are my own - civictech - he/him
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A lug nut that has been beaten or chiseled into a form entirely unlike how a hexagonal fastener should look, still holding a wheel onto a vehicle.
August 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Happy anniversary to a wonderful partner in everything, @juliaferraioli.com !
Close up photo of Julia holding Dave's face from an engagement photo set. She stands on the left holding my face, framed center, while I lean against a brick wall in Ballard, Seattle, WA.
April 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Do I win at the meta-joke?
Screenshot of prior post by Swift on Security, showing that my account just did the 10th reskeet.
April 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Gods... I got a chance to do a special tour of GSFC. The damage that would happen with that closure is tragic.

There's even a storage closet that once held the whole Hubble! /s
Door label at NASA Goddard, reading "103A HST Storage". Clearly next to a supply closet which was used by the Hubble command and control facility, not the actual space telescope.
April 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I mean, the kitchen needed at least a "I wasn't asking" level of clean. We just fast forward to the "can't be tight if it's a liquid" step.
Meme for 'tool expectations'. Small ratchets to angle grinder to oxy-acetylene torch. Largest ratchet is captioned with 'i wasn't asking' and the torch has 'can't be tight if it's a liquid'
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM