shou mei today

did it in four words hemmingway

huoshan huangcha got here and now i wait for this migraine to bloom so i can nuke it with a sumatriptan

some updates for the like two of you i check up on here:
i go by he/him now
my dad died two months ago out of nowhere
i still go on a lot of little walks
i need to think of a new name

my (regular mormon-level insane and not insane-aunt-level insane) aunt is coming to visit and she might be bringing my shitty aunt back to the house for good but my father and i were talking about how bad that would be and he described the recent household atmosphere as, and i quote, "so kickback"

my dad is falling down a cancer woo medicine spiral but it's so materially harmless that i'm like... okay dad drink as much expensive internet matcha as you want. do you want my supplier. i have a little whisk

it is nice to be so politely welcomed to the jungle even if the conditions here are suboptimal

Pleased to report that smoking a joint and taking a bath while listening to A Perfect Circle's Mer de Noms still kicks ass

i love to pass beneath ｔｈｅ ｌｅｍｏｎ ａｒｃｈ on my way home

I’m Mom

is die hard a christmas movie, is a hot dog a sandwich, should i kill myself in front of you to purposefully cause lifelong trauma

They’re gonna put the shooter’s picture up on the wall at Buca di Beppo

going to see my mommyyy

godmother-aunt invited me to her deutscheklasse xmas party and i'm nervous, i think everyone there is like borderline fluent but the best i can do is recite some fraulein wunder songs from back when i was studying it 😭

i got into a really narsty fight with my aunt today and it took everything in me to not be like "your daughter came up to me and apologized TO me FOR you" i suffer like christ under these indignities 😔

the boys are fightiiiiing

my spotify wrapped never brought up that period of like three weeks i spent listening solely to sympathy is a knife on repeat so i think it's fake

i'm part of the unrepentant flops starter pack