David (who’s still in the navid)
@certainlydavid.bsky.social
“I’m in West Hollywood, yeah… yeah not too far, no. How bout you?”
Eventually we will all be forced to decide between our stomach linings and our immune systems
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Eventually we will all be forced to decide between our stomach linings and our immune systems
“I’ve got big plans for 2026”
The plans:
The plans:
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“I’ve got big plans for 2026”
The plans:
The plans:
See?!
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
See?!
The only point of this dish is the dressing. The leaves need to be TOSSED!
(pls all I want is to board the flight I first arrived at the airport for 30.5 hrs ago)
(pls all I want is to board the flight I first arrived at the airport for 30.5 hrs ago)
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The only point of this dish is the dressing. The leaves need to be TOSSED!
(pls all I want is to board the flight I first arrived at the airport for 30.5 hrs ago)
(pls all I want is to board the flight I first arrived at the airport for 30.5 hrs ago)
4am wake up > 2 hrs on the tarmac de-icing > 5 hrs waiting for the airport to reopen > room service in my parents’ town because the roads were too bad to get back up to their house 🫠🫥
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
4am wake up > 2 hrs on the tarmac de-icing > 5 hrs waiting for the airport to reopen > room service in my parents’ town because the roads were too bad to get back up to their house 🫠🫥
Cozy!!!!!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cozy!!!!!!!!!
HERE’S MY HAT, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
HERE’S MY HAT, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
Merry Christmas from Los Angeles. I’m so happy to live here and have my gay little mid-afternoon espresso before going on my gay little walks
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Merry Christmas from Los Angeles. I’m so happy to live here and have my gay little mid-afternoon espresso before going on my gay little walks
These are two of the absolute last voices I want to hear sing that score
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
These are two of the absolute last voices I want to hear sing that score
Did a weird Christmas show and unearthed my true essence in ~the process~
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Did a weird Christmas show and unearthed my true essence in ~the process~
sorry what
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
sorry what
Fresh cookies to buoy our hearts and delicious symmetry to calm our minds
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fresh cookies to buoy our hearts and delicious symmetry to calm our minds
I’ve lived here 7 years and still get excited when I see a celebrity on the street
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve lived here 7 years and still get excited when I see a celebrity on the street
Marty Supreme
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Marty Supreme
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
I am begging you people to see another play
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I am begging you people to see another play
First time bringing Christmas decorations down from the attic since the LA fires (which were 10 months ago now)
lungs are probably fine though
lungs are probably fine though
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
First time bringing Christmas decorations down from the attic since the LA fires (which were 10 months ago now)
lungs are probably fine though
lungs are probably fine though
what second-semester college freshman lit the new season of stranger things?
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
what second-semester college freshman lit the new season of stranger things?
twenty-something couple just walked into this *enormous* and deserted United lounge, shouted “WOW IT’S SO EMPTY”, coughed (!), and sat down directly next to me
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
twenty-something couple just walked into this *enormous* and deserted United lounge, shouted “WOW IT’S SO EMPTY”, coughed (!), and sat down directly next to me
Relatedly, if anyone needs tackstrip and many, many hundreds of staples removed from their hardwood floor I have a new skill set
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Relatedly, if anyone needs tackstrip and many, many hundreds of staples removed from their hardwood floor I have a new skill set
Retired parent 51 weeks out of the year: absolutely fuck-all
Retired parent during the week you’ve taken entirely off work to fly across the country to visit them and, god forbid, relax a little:
Retired parent during the week you’ve taken entirely off work to fly across the country to visit them and, god forbid, relax a little:
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Retired parent 51 weeks out of the year: absolutely fuck-all
Retired parent during the week you’ve taken entirely off work to fly across the country to visit them and, god forbid, relax a little:
Retired parent during the week you’ve taken entirely off work to fly across the country to visit them and, god forbid, relax a little:
what the fuck am I looking at, Michael
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
what the fuck am I looking at, Michael
me when the burrito artist won’t make eye contact
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
me when the burrito artist won’t make eye contact