David (who’s still in the navid)
@certainlydavid.bsky.social
“I’m in West Hollywood, yeah… yeah not too far, no. How bout you?”
Those “turning into your parents” commercials but about commenting on Alysa Liu’s hair
February 18, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Those “turning into your parents” commercials but about commenting on Alysa Liu’s hair
me when I get the rows to alternate colors in excel
February 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
me when I get the rows to alternate colors in excel
Good evening. Sunday evening!
February 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Good evening. Sunday evening!
We’re working our way through the best picture noms and bf keeps calling it ‘Twain Dweams’
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
We’re working our way through the best picture noms and bf keeps calling it ‘Twain Dweams’
Ggiata remains the most heterosexual place in West Hollywood
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ggiata remains the most heterosexual place in West Hollywood
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
Thinking it’s high time we discuss the subspecies of brainworms they hand out when ppl become Realty Influencers.
For starters, we don’t need to call it “in-unit laundry” when it’s a single family home.
And don’t get me started on the bastardization of the term “mid-century masterpiece”
For starters, we don’t need to call it “in-unit laundry” when it’s a single family home.
And don’t get me started on the bastardization of the term “mid-century masterpiece”
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Thinking it’s high time we discuss the subspecies of brainworms they hand out when ppl become Realty Influencers.
For starters, we don’t need to call it “in-unit laundry” when it’s a single family home.
And don’t get me started on the bastardization of the term “mid-century masterpiece”
For starters, we don’t need to call it “in-unit laundry” when it’s a single family home.
And don’t get me started on the bastardization of the term “mid-century masterpiece”
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to be or [TW: suicidal ideation] not to be
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
to be or [TW: suicidal ideation] not to be
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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
Thanking @rachelhands.com for putting Rebecca Solnit in front of my eyes (as I have done maybe eleventy-jillion times in the last six years?)
In Dublin last year, an annoying interviewer demanded of me: “Your country has been overtaken by fascists. Why are you smiling?” I was too jetlagged to have a sensible answer so I said, “I’m smiling because I have a knife between my teeth.” The knife might look like this:
Auspicious Omens and Excellent Insubordination
I started this out as a letter to a friend who's feeling down about where we as a nation are at in this moment, and I am still learning how this newsletter thing works so thought I could use the newsl...
www.meditationsinanemergency.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Thanking @rachelhands.com for putting Rebecca Solnit in front of my eyes (as I have done maybe eleventy-jillion times in the last six years?)
Having a blast watching the Olympics in 3 or 4 minute clips between commercial breaks. And the incessant mechanical squeal of the drones that NBC can’t be bothered to edit out really ads- sorry, *adds* to the overall experience
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Having a blast watching the Olympics in 3 or 4 minute clips between commercial breaks. And the incessant mechanical squeal of the drones that NBC can’t be bothered to edit out really ads- sorry, *adds* to the overall experience
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okay but like the burden is literally on us
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
okay but like the burden is literally on us
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Had to report for jury duty (bad) but the grapes I packed are mad crunchy (glad!)
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Had to report for jury duty (bad) but the grapes I packed are mad crunchy (glad!)
I, for one, salute our first responders!!!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I, for one, salute our first responders!!!!!!!!!
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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you don't have to be intimidated by anyone ever btw like there really isn't a soul that warrants it
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
you don't have to be intimidated by anyone ever btw like there really isn't a soul that warrants it
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
I always forget how stompy-clappy Rostam’s remix of Run Away With Me is until it’s already playing and my phone is out of reach
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I always forget how stompy-clappy Rostam’s remix of Run Away With Me is until it’s already playing and my phone is out of reach
Gay gym added gay lighting if you can believe
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Gay gym added gay lighting if you can believe
“I’m considering Eric bc he’s just so smart”
~cut to~
“Well I know for a fact it’s Johnny”
💀💀💀
~cut to~
“Well I know for a fact it’s Johnny”
💀💀💀
February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“I’m considering Eric bc he’s just so smart”
~cut to~
“Well I know for a fact it’s Johnny”
💀💀💀
~cut to~
“Well I know for a fact it’s Johnny”
💀💀💀
“Wyd”
“Nm trying to claw back what little control I have over my time and circumstances hbu”
“Nm lol”
“Nm trying to claw back what little control I have over my time and circumstances hbu”
“Nm lol”
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“Wyd”
“Nm trying to claw back what little control I have over my time and circumstances hbu”
“Nm lol”
“Nm trying to claw back what little control I have over my time and circumstances hbu”
“Nm lol”
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Pronouns on knuckles
I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Pronouns on knuckles
I’ve gotten this exact AI spam voicemail every day since July and on the slim chance somebody who runs one of these things ever sees this: I hope your house burns down and I mean that with all my heart. If someone said to me “oh no the spam call guy lost everything in a fire” I’d be like “amazing 🙂”
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I’ve gotten this exact AI spam voicemail every day since July and on the slim chance somebody who runs one of these things ever sees this: I hope your house burns down and I mean that with all my heart. If someone said to me “oh no the spam call guy lost everything in a fire” I’d be like “amazing 🙂”
They did it! They finally did it!
They made penny-flavored cereal!
They made penny-flavored cereal!
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
They did it! They finally did it!
They made penny-flavored cereal!
They made penny-flavored cereal!