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Goofy Guy
@certifiedgoof.bsky.social
School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy still waiting on the one

He/Him

Check out my books!

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November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I found the man I’m supposed to marry. He was driving this car:
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My mom sends me a Bible verse every day to let me know she’s thinking about me. This one was yesterday’s and was actually a repeat from a few weeks ago. Maybe she’s sending a coded message for help? This isn’t a MAGA Christian belief….
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Every day my Shitler supporting (STILL!) mom lovingly sends me a Bible verse to let me know that she’s thinking about me. Here’s today’s, which seems in direct contrast to the teachings of Republican Jesus 🤷🏻‍♂️
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
One of my favorite sounds in the whole world #Purr
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Getting cats to fully trust me like this feels like a major accomplishment!
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hey scammer, you need to try harder. That’s not either of the two books that I wrote…..
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just got devastating footage from my friend currently visiting “War-torn Chicago” as Shitler claimed….
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
October 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They want him to apologize to Kirk’s family for making a joke about tRump?
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Yep!
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hey fox “news” I’ll fix your headline for you:

“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Two really awesome guys!!
September 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Laid back ‘Stache!
August 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’ve been calling Elliott Pumpkin Spice for two weeks now. So ready for Spooky Season! The best part is that HE doesn’t raise my blood sugar! 🤣😂🎃🍁🍃🍂👻
August 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Everyone said I was crazy naming my kittens before I met them, but when I saw the ‘Stache in the picture, he just looked like a Westley, named after the character from The Princess Bride. Ginger is Elliott, named after Pete’s Dragon from the 1977 original! Yes! Their names perfectly fit them!
August 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We are truly living in the dumbest timeline. Eric has always been the dumbest of the trumps, but let’s face it, that’s such a low bar…..
August 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It was a soggy concert, but @alyankovic.bsky.social has still got it! Absolutely amazing concert!!
August 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I discovered a new quote today. How amazing is this? And how sadly true….
August 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I feel this deep in my belly fat
August 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
August 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM