Goofy Guy
@certifiedgoof.bsky.social
School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy still waiting on the one
He/Him
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He/Him
Check out my books!
https://allstora.com/products/its-not-you-its-me?ref=PETERWRIGHT
https://allstora.com/products/veritas-a-midlakes-novel?ref=PETERWRIGHT
I found the man I’m supposed to marry. He was driving this car:
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I found the man I’m supposed to marry. He was driving this car:
My mom sends me a Bible verse every day to let me know she’s thinking about me. This one was yesterday’s and was actually a repeat from a few weeks ago. Maybe she’s sending a coded message for help? This isn’t a MAGA Christian belief….
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My mom sends me a Bible verse every day to let me know she’s thinking about me. This one was yesterday’s and was actually a repeat from a few weeks ago. Maybe she’s sending a coded message for help? This isn’t a MAGA Christian belief….
Every day my Shitler supporting (STILL!) mom lovingly sends me a Bible verse to let me know that she’s thinking about me. Here’s today’s, which seems in direct contrast to the teachings of Republican Jesus 🤷🏻♂️
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Every day my Shitler supporting (STILL!) mom lovingly sends me a Bible verse to let me know that she’s thinking about me. Here’s today’s, which seems in direct contrast to the teachings of Republican Jesus 🤷🏻♂️
Getting cats to fully trust me like this feels like a major accomplishment!
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Getting cats to fully trust me like this feels like a major accomplishment!
Hey scammer, you need to try harder. That’s not either of the two books that I wrote…..
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey scammer, you need to try harder. That’s not either of the two books that I wrote…..
Just got devastating footage from my friend currently visiting “War-torn Chicago” as Shitler claimed….
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just got devastating footage from my friend currently visiting “War-torn Chicago” as Shitler claimed….
They want him to apologize to Kirk’s family for making a joke about tRump?
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They want him to apologize to Kirk’s family for making a joke about tRump?
Hey fox “news” I’ll fix your headline for you:
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hey fox “news” I’ll fix your headline for you:
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
Two really awesome guys!!
September 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Two really awesome guys!!
Laid back ‘Stache!
August 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Laid back ‘Stache!
I’ve been calling Elliott Pumpkin Spice for two weeks now. So ready for Spooky Season! The best part is that HE doesn’t raise my blood sugar! 🤣😂🎃🍁🍃🍂👻
August 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’ve been calling Elliott Pumpkin Spice for two weeks now. So ready for Spooky Season! The best part is that HE doesn’t raise my blood sugar! 🤣😂🎃🍁🍃🍂👻
Everyone said I was crazy naming my kittens before I met them, but when I saw the ‘Stache in the picture, he just looked like a Westley, named after the character from The Princess Bride. Ginger is Elliott, named after Pete’s Dragon from the 1977 original! Yes! Their names perfectly fit them!
August 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Everyone said I was crazy naming my kittens before I met them, but when I saw the ‘Stache in the picture, he just looked like a Westley, named after the character from The Princess Bride. Ginger is Elliott, named after Pete’s Dragon from the 1977 original! Yes! Their names perfectly fit them!
We are truly living in the dumbest timeline. Eric has always been the dumbest of the trumps, but let’s face it, that’s such a low bar…..
August 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We are truly living in the dumbest timeline. Eric has always been the dumbest of the trumps, but let’s face it, that’s such a low bar…..
It was a soggy concert, but @alyankovic.bsky.social has still got it! Absolutely amazing concert!!
August 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It was a soggy concert, but @alyankovic.bsky.social has still got it! Absolutely amazing concert!!
I discovered a new quote today. How amazing is this? And how sadly true….
August 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I discovered a new quote today. How amazing is this? And how sadly true….
I feel this deep in my belly fat
August 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I feel this deep in my belly fat
