Goofy Guy
@certifiedgoof.bsky.social
School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy in the Seattle area.
He/Him
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He/Him
Check out my books!
https://allstora.com/products/its-not-you-its-me?ref=PETERWRIGHT
https://allstora.com/products/veritas-a-midlakes-novel?ref=PETERWRIGHT
I’ve been worried about the water heater in my condo. It’s old and I want to replace it before it fails or dumps water all over my condo. Thanks to #Shitlertarrifs, it’s going to cost me $5500
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I’ve been worried about the water heater in my condo. It’s old and I want to replace it before it fails or dumps water all over my condo. Thanks to #Shitlertarrifs, it’s going to cost me $5500
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Trump has lost his mind. His speeches are insane, misspelled ravings about the 2020 election, filled with bad grammar and shotgun caps. If this guy were a mayor in Anytown, USA, he would be told politely but firmly to surrender the gavel and get medical help.
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Trump has lost his mind. His speeches are insane, misspelled ravings about the 2020 election, filled with bad grammar and shotgun caps. If this guy were a mayor in Anytown, USA, he would be told politely but firmly to surrender the gavel and get medical help.
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AOC: This is quite a bit of market concentration. Agreed?
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
AOC: This is quite a bit of market concentration. Agreed?
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
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We must stop the purchasing of our elected representatives by big money seeking favors.
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
We must stop the purchasing of our elected representatives by big money seeking favors.
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January 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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A surprisingly* moving essay and reflection from @dansavage.bsky.social to start his latest sex advice column.
*not really
savage.love/savagelove/2...
*not really
savage.love/savagelove/2...
The Parent Trap - Dan Savage
I’m a gay man in my fifties, comfortable in my skin, but I suffered severe bullying throughout school, which was often abetted by teachers. A recent class reunion prompted me to write a tell-all lette...
savage.love
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
A surprisingly* moving essay and reflection from @dansavage.bsky.social to start his latest sex advice column.
*not really
savage.love/savagelove/2...
*not really
savage.love/savagelove/2...
The most no shit Sherlock headline ever written.
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The most no shit Sherlock headline ever written.
It’s come to my attention that Danny Glover was 50 when he first started saying his iconic line “I’m getting too old for this shit.”
As I’ve recently turned 50, you’d better believe I’ll be overusing that sentence in my life now.
He was actually 40, so I feel even more justified.
As I’ve recently turned 50, you’d better believe I’ll be overusing that sentence in my life now.
He was actually 40, so I feel even more justified.
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It’s come to my attention that Danny Glover was 50 when he first started saying his iconic line “I’m getting too old for this shit.”
As I’ve recently turned 50, you’d better believe I’ll be overusing that sentence in my life now.
He was actually 40, so I feel even more justified.
As I’ve recently turned 50, you’d better believe I’ll be overusing that sentence in my life now.
He was actually 40, so I feel even more justified.
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He said it!! The words “I’m gay” came out of Mekki Leeper’s beautiful mouth. In character, with disappointment because his character is straight and his female crush thought his character was gay. But fuck it, I’m taking it!
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He said it!! The words “I’m gay” came out of Mekki Leeper’s beautiful mouth. In character, with disappointment because his character is straight and his female crush thought his character was gay. But fuck it, I’m taking it!
So I turned 50 last month and since then, this GIF has been my go to for complaints…
a woman with a surprised look on her face says i 'm old !
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face says i 'm old !
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
So I turned 50 last month and since then, this GIF has been my go to for complaints…
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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With arms linked and snow falling, Minneapolis ICE protesters dance as ICE agents retreat back. "Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" WATCH ⬇️
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
With arms linked and snow falling, Minneapolis ICE protesters dance as ICE agents retreat back. "Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" WATCH ⬇️
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As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
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Can we just become part of Canada instead of the other way around?
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Can we just become part of Canada instead of the other way around?
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Cartoon by Adam Zyglis.
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January 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Cartoon by Adam Zyglis.
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ICE and Border Patrol agents must be reined in. Here is one thing we can do right now. Please read and share. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/americas-gestapo
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
ICE and Border Patrol agents must be reined in. Here is one thing we can do right now. Please read and share. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/americas-gestapo
So shooting Americans dead in cold blooded murder is a “patriotic job?”
And there it is. All your fault, Minnesota, that there will be no midterm elections....
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 PM
So shooting Americans dead in cold blooded murder is a “patriotic job?”
Apparently illegally bombing a place is peaceful?
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Apparently illegally bombing a place is peaceful?
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So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
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Enjoy your MAHA-approved affordable dinner during the Golden Age. It’s your patriotic duty to ration and fight inflation for Dear Leader. The nation is counting on you.
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Enjoy your MAHA-approved affordable dinner during the Golden Age. It’s your patriotic duty to ration and fight inflation for Dear Leader. The nation is counting on you.
How quickly the “president of affordability” declared that word a “liberal hoax.” How quickly the “president of peace” became a war criminal. How quickly the party of family values became the party of pedophile protectors.
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
How quickly the “president of affordability” declared that word a “liberal hoax.” How quickly the “president of peace” became a war criminal. How quickly the party of family values became the party of pedophile protectors.
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Marty Supreme is just regular Marty with sour cream.
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Marty Supreme is just regular Marty with sour cream.
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Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and you’ll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and you’ll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.