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Goofy Guy
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School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy still waiting on the one

He/Him

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November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don’t need to see the Epstein files to know the rich white perverts are guilty. I believe the women, the victims. I literally can’t believe the “woman” Megyn Kelly who thinks a 15yo girl is old enough to be raped.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Next year, Americans will see the biggest jump in health insurance costs in 15 years.

Meanwhile, the seven largest health insurance companies made a combined $71B in profits in 2024.

It’s far past time for Medicare for All. Here’s what you need to know.
Medicare for All Explained | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A lady just ran in front of me without looking, then threw up her hands like I was the idiot in the situation for not seeing her. My cats are right: humans are stupid.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
#MacGruber Brilliance!!
MacGruber: Epstein Files - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Shitler better not be gay now. If he comes out, I swear I’m checking in to one of those anti gay conversion camps!
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
So suddenly, children that are too young to transition their gender are okay to be fucked by old white rich pedophile men? Hard to keep up with #RepublicanFamilyValues 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My healthcare premium is going up $30, the deductible is doubling, and a visit to my primary care doctor will be close to $100 or probably more. But thank fucking Christ we’re gonna have a god damn gold ballroom at Shitler’s fucking desecrated White House. #America #HealthCare
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sure, Jan….
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November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Another great song from @randyrainbow.bsky.social but today I think the #Democrats proved this is them today
Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
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November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#Shitler has been blaming the #Democrats for the #ShutDown and they just proved it by ending it. Voters are gonna think they could have done it anytime now. And they caved banking on a promise from Republicans?? Good fucking luck with that #SpinelessDemocrats
Trump Booed at NFL Game; Democrats Cave on Shutdown Despite Big Wins, Favorable Polls: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
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November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Shady Vance grew up desperately needing SNAP. He bragged about that in his memoir to look like a humble guy that’s “just like us.” Now he’s fighting for poor people to lose it. It reminds me in the Book of Mormon during “Spooky Mormon Hell Dream” when Jesus says to Kevin “Heh….you’re a dick!” 🤣😂
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Disgusting.

Full stop.
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Obamacare is far superior to Trumpcare, which consists of all us going broke and dying prematurely.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This will be easy; I have no money….
A national movement across all races,cultures & classes strategically & peacefully withdraw our labor& spending.The "system" will hear us-We The People

We’re not just talking about what’s wrong-we’re building what is right.A civic force that rivals the rigged system
#Pinks
www.blackoutthesystem.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tell me you’re out of touch with reality without telling me you’re out of touch with reality
Yeesh. Someone call a medic.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM