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Farrel
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Avid reader and binge watcher of (too) many shows.
I fear travel to GB due to all the murders I've seen on the bingeing previously mentioned.
Favorite Chex cereal: wheat
Favorite food group: chocolate
Favorite Margot: Robbie
Remember:
Not all Republicans are Nazis
But all Nazis are Republican.
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When will the next He-man Woman Haters Club meet? And who brings snacks? Air Force?
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Do I have time to grab a sandwich before the rapture, or should I just bring some chips?
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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“If you can’t honor a man by quoting him directly because his own words seem disparaging to his legacy, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to honor him at all.” Watch my latest here: www.youtube.com/live/2Mv50KZ...
September 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Because we need a break.
And because it is ..

youtu.be/scxwMbY1AGA?...
Almost Independence Day
YouTube video by Van Morrison - Topic
youtu.be
July 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My one day streak just ended on NYT Connections.
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I keep reading, "Trump is an idiot" and "Trump's a pedophile" and "Trump is racist and masochistic and narcissistic."
That's all. I just keep reading these things.
June 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I hear Spacely Sprockets is hiring.
the jobs of the future, where you will be a hereditary serf producing goods for your betters
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
April 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Roll Away The Stone
YouTube video by Leon Russell - Topic
music.youtube.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
theonion.com/financi...
Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORK—Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. “Even if you’re a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,” said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel. “It’s probably the furthest thing from your mind right now, but the time will come when you’ll want quick access to it. When the kids are off in college and you’re nearing retirement age, and all of a sudden there’s an emergency, you’re really going to thank yourself for making sure you had that one bullet set aside and ready to go.” Reynolds added that while at the minimum, investors will want to have a single bullet in the chamber for themselves, ideally, individuals should make sure they have enough so the whole family is taken care of.
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
http://theonion.com/...
April 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It took a full three to five minutes to get those throws into that position. There isn't a pillow, cushion or pad that can withstand her will.
We are all living in her world.
March 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In a purely non political post:
Netflix has a program called Adolescence that is one of the best things they've produced in YEARS.
It consists of four one hour episodes that are draining and compelling. I couldn't take my eyes off the screen.

www.imdb.com/title/tt3180...
Adolescence (2025)
Stephen Graham and Owen Cooper in Adolescence (2025)
www.imdb.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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😂🥴😂
March 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Oh how the worm turns...

3 years ago:
March 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Adrien Brody's speech was just
2 minutes shy of The Brutalist running time.
March 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Per @janemayer.bsky.social:

“POC” was targeted because they thought it meant “people of color.” It stood for “point of care” in medical emergencies: This Is the research Ted Cruz Calls “Woke.”
A Study of Mint Plants. A Device to Stop Bleeding. This Is the Scientific Research Ted Cruz Calls “Woke.”
The senator flagged thousands of National Science Foundation grants for using words like “female” and “diversify.” A ProPublica analysis found numerous examples of projects caught up in his crude meth...
www.propublica.org
March 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Says it all.
February 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dan Quayle must be breathing easier now that he's lived long enough to see a worse Vice President than himself.
He's got to be the only one thankful for JD Vance.
February 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Holy ****
January 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Remember, you can't spell Mensa with GOP.
January 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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WHO DID THIS!
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM