I wish them the best. He was definitely giving it his all, asking her about her favorite grocery store and everything.

I put it on an english muffin once.

Okay so the absolute most unhinged thing about this book is that the birds fly off to some wise dude to have their debate decided (some rich person the author was sucking up to, I assume) and that's where it ends. The author basically says, "wanna know who won? too bad."

Montessori died before she could really flesh this out but her plan essentially amounted to "send them to live on a farm somewhere."

Whatever that is, it's above my pay grade. Sorry.

There will come a moment when the chicken sticks to the pan and you gotta push past that and wait a bit until it comes without sticking.

*went through the automatic car wash