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SF Bay Area - weather nerd / cooking / girl dad / niners / DIY
On Christmas, he'll announce the w̶a̶r̶, sorry, military operation and to soften the blow, we shall each receive one Trump-branded quart of crude oil.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
On Christmas, he'll announce the w̶a̶r̶, sorry, military operation and to soften the blow, we shall each receive one Trump-branded quart of crude oil.
Someone talked him out of the Venezuela announcement last night and now they may actually have to release something.
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Someone talked him out of the Venezuela announcement last night and now they may actually have to release something.
Did you try using the printer without installing anything? All that extra software tends to just be bloatware and not needed to just do basic printing.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Did you try using the printer without installing anything? All that extra software tends to just be bloatware and not needed to just do basic printing.
Plummeted to the highest levels of the lowest since it was at its highest below the recent lows.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Plummeted to the highest levels of the lowest since it was at its highest below the recent lows.
Somewhere, a product manager is dreaming of an "Export last 5 years" button and how that's going to fit in the roadmap.
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Somewhere, a product manager is dreaming of an "Export last 5 years" button and how that's going to fit in the roadmap.
I was very jealous of this kid down the street with the Sound Blaster Pro, and his fancy stereo sound. I was just some Sound Blaster amateur. I don't think I was even doing anything that had real stereo sound, but that's not the point.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I was very jealous of this kid down the street with the Sound Blaster Pro, and his fancy stereo sound. I was just some Sound Blaster amateur. I don't think I was even doing anything that had real stereo sound, but that's not the point.
Yes, please sweat a bunch and then sit next to me on a 12 hour flight. Solid plan.
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yes, please sweat a bunch and then sit next to me on a 12 hour flight. Solid plan.
The bed head hair really adds to the dementia-induced rambling. Straight out of central casting, if you will.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The bed head hair really adds to the dementia-induced rambling. Straight out of central casting, if you will.
I believe the move is to say Mamdani immediately caved to whatever Trump wanted. Trump liked that and that's why he's being nice.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I believe the move is to say Mamdani immediately caved to whatever Trump wanted. Trump liked that and that's why he's being nice.
Maybe Trump doesn't even know what his own party has been saying about him? It feels increasingly probable that Trump is so disconnected from the actual White House he doesn't realize he was supposed to hate this guy.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Maybe Trump doesn't even know what his own party has been saying about him? It feels increasingly probable that Trump is so disconnected from the actual White House he doesn't realize he was supposed to hate this guy.
So did MBS say to be nice to him? wtf is going on?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So did MBS say to be nice to him? wtf is going on?
Who asked that question?!? Also, that was your takedown question? So weak.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Who asked that question?!? Also, that was your takedown question? So weak.
I'm starting the think the real reason for being in the situation room was to figure out how to get Trump out of the files.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm starting the think the real reason for being in the situation room was to figure out how to get Trump out of the files.
His skills hover somewhere above a cognitive test and below making fries.
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
His skills hover somewhere above a cognitive test and below making fries.
Is this some inside, McDonald's joke only franchise owners get?
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Is this some inside, McDonald's joke only franchise owners get?
Here's 4 words
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Here's 4 words
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I know you are but what am I?
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know you are but what am I?
Was she visited by some ghosts a little early this year?
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Was she visited by some ghosts a little early this year?
I run way too hot to partake in such things.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I run way too hot to partake in such things.
I'd probably hire him to clean my toilet after I get jalapenos on my pizza.
Side note: when will I ever learn
Side note: when will I ever learn
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'd probably hire him to clean my toilet after I get jalapenos on my pizza.
Side note: when will I ever learn
Side note: when will I ever learn