CASSIMUS, CHRIS
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
One day I hope to be as important to a company as Winnipeg is to the Delta flight maps
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
One day I hope to be as important to a company as Winnipeg is to the Delta flight maps
Me waiting for a new Radiohead album since 2016 and a tour since 2018, while the Swifties are getting yet another new album after Eras
August 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Me waiting for a new Radiohead album since 2016 and a tour since 2018, while the Swifties are getting yet another new album after Eras
In order:
Kid A, Radiohead
Diamond Jubilee, Cindy Lee
In Rainbows, Radiohead
The Monitor, Titus Andronicus
Illinois, Sufjan Stevens
Modern Vampires of the City, Vampire Weekend
Van Lear Rose, Loretta Lynn
Get Behind Me Satan, White Stripes
Is This It, The Stokes
1989, Taylor Swift
Kid A, Radiohead
Diamond Jubilee, Cindy Lee
In Rainbows, Radiohead
The Monitor, Titus Andronicus
Illinois, Sufjan Stevens
Modern Vampires of the City, Vampire Weekend
Van Lear Rose, Loretta Lynn
Get Behind Me Satan, White Stripes
Is This It, The Stokes
1989, Taylor Swift
Okay you gave the Times your ten best movies of the century, but what about your ten best ALBUMS, hmm? Hit me with that shit.
July 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
In order:
Kid A, Radiohead
Diamond Jubilee, Cindy Lee
In Rainbows, Radiohead
The Monitor, Titus Andronicus
Illinois, Sufjan Stevens
Modern Vampires of the City, Vampire Weekend
Van Lear Rose, Loretta Lynn
Get Behind Me Satan, White Stripes
Is This It, The Stokes
1989, Taylor Swift
Kid A, Radiohead
Diamond Jubilee, Cindy Lee
In Rainbows, Radiohead
The Monitor, Titus Andronicus
Illinois, Sufjan Stevens
Modern Vampires of the City, Vampire Weekend
Van Lear Rose, Loretta Lynn
Get Behind Me Satan, White Stripes
Is This It, The Stokes
1989, Taylor Swift
Never been more optimistic about AI and the positive impact it will have for humanity, for example did you know it recently created an entire feature film available to stream on Netflix called Nonnas
June 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Never been more optimistic about AI and the positive impact it will have for humanity, for example did you know it recently created an entire feature film available to stream on Netflix called Nonnas
This year March Madness and the NBA Playoffs haven’t felt the same without the Boxy Boys commercial
June 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This year March Madness and the NBA Playoffs haven’t felt the same without the Boxy Boys commercial
Mucho respect for Klarna as a company, they watched Yes Man and then said imagine if we took a plot device from Yes Man and made it a business
May 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mucho respect for Klarna as a company, they watched Yes Man and then said imagine if we took a plot device from Yes Man and made it a business
Sondheim is a comedic master, for example in one of his plays there is a guy named Charles Kringas
April 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sondheim is a comedic master, for example in one of his plays there is a guy named Charles Kringas
The only way the Severance finale could have been any better is if it ended with Ricken singing “The Best Things in Life are Free”
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The only way the Severance finale could have been any better is if it ended with Ricken singing “The Best Things in Life are Free”
I have very low expectations for the Severance finale because the last few episodes scored a 0/10 on the Ricken Scale (no Ricken)
March 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I have very low expectations for the Severance finale because the last few episodes scored a 0/10 on the Ricken Scale (no Ricken)
Given the current cultural and political landscape and the rapid advancement of AI, it is my non-expert opinion that ‘being fun to hang out with’ will soon become the world’s most valuable asset
March 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Given the current cultural and political landscape and the rapid advancement of AI, it is my non-expert opinion that ‘being fun to hang out with’ will soon become the world’s most valuable asset
Shams bombs just don’t hit the same as Woj bombs
March 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Shams bombs just don’t hit the same as Woj bombs
Here is the winner of the Academy Award for Laying
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Here is the winner of the Academy Award for Laying
The eventual Ricken spinoff series will be to Severance what Better Call Saul was to Breaking Bad: somehow an improvement on near perfection.
February 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The eventual Ricken spinoff series will be to Severance what Better Call Saul was to Breaking Bad: somehow an improvement on near perfection.
Clearing my schedule for the next 24-48 hours because I just found a LinkedIn post about the Kendrick halftime show (574 comments)
February 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Clearing my schedule for the next 24-48 hours because I just found a LinkedIn post about the Kendrick halftime show (574 comments)
Gonna go see if I have a screenshot of the @edsbs.bsky.social ‘I like how that young man said to be humble’ tweet from the 2017 national championship game
February 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gonna go see if I have a screenshot of the @edsbs.bsky.social ‘I like how that young man said to be humble’ tweet from the 2017 national championship game
Them Dawgs is hell / Go Birds
January 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Them Dawgs is hell / Go Birds
Figured out how to be the most popular guy at parties with my wife’s tennis friends, I just boo really loudly when someone says ‘pickleball’
January 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Figured out how to be the most popular guy at parties with my wife’s tennis friends, I just boo really loudly when someone says ‘pickleball’
Very proud to see these replies, all places that I lived in for appx 15 years
For a piece I'm putting together: Send me any/all your bars in NYC that have a working analog media (CDs, vinyl, etc.) jukebox. Thank you.
January 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Very proud to see these replies, all places that I lived in for appx 15 years
For Georgia to win another national championship people are going to have to start wearing those big hats again, if there is one undeniable truth in the universe it’s that them Dawgs are unstoppable when people wear the big hats.
January 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
For Georgia to win another national championship people are going to have to start wearing those big hats again, if there is one undeniable truth in the universe it’s that them Dawgs are unstoppable when people wear the big hats.
It will never cease to amaze me that in 1990 Joe Peschi was in two of the best Christmas movies of all time, Home Alone and Goodfellas
December 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
It will never cease to amaze me that in 1990 Joe Peschi was in two of the best Christmas movies of all time, Home Alone and Goodfellas
Every present I wrap:
December 18, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Every present I wrap:
I’m really good at trash talk, here’s an example of me talking some trash on behalf of a very good fantasy football team, the NFL Scoring Guys
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I’m really good at trash talk, here’s an example of me talking some trash on behalf of a very good fantasy football team, the NFL Scoring Guys