“Racist pseudoscience” not including IQ lmao.

Not really fair to expect them to compete with a powerhouse like Illinois. 💪🏽

“I know my man eats the same Chipotle order every day,” says Messer, who is now an assistant cornerbacks coach at SMU. “Ask him how many reward points he has.”

Cackling.

Heard they are letting them pee in litter boxes too. What the heck?!

Didn’t think Paul Dano had shooters until I realized I’m one of them. Terrible opinion.

Grinch running the countdown clock website for Cindy Lou Who.

What would even be the argument for a second strike if they didn’t see anything? I guess “I just kept firing missiles because I think it’s cool” isn’t as damning as “war crimes?”

I was literally singing this song about the whole ordeal yesterday. Brilliant thread lmao.

The point being if they are administration officials parroting the official line, they aren’t at risk. So why give them anonymity?

Dog getting unverified on Twitter was a great sub-story to Fake Dog.

Lane has to lean into it. Claim Mike the Tiger moved into his guest bedroom when he sets up at LSU.