1. Cassowary
2. Bald eagle
3. Bear
4. Porpoise or dolphin
5. Crocodile
1. Bobcat
2. Moose
3. Bald Eagles
4. Humpback whale
5. Beaver
1. Elk (Grand Canyon)
2. Red fox
3. Skunk (walked in front of me, no thank you)
4. Bald eagle
5. Dolphins (Florida coast)
I was gonna say "deer" but it feels like cheating when I go out my back door and see this.
1. Cassowary
2. Bald eagle
3. Bear
4. Porpoise or dolphin
5. Crocodile
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