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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus fucking Christ. “How was I to know Hitler would be so extreme? He seemed so with it at that beer hall.”

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 3d

Save 11% on wheelbarrows at Menards. We‘re all going to need one.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 3d

Save 11% on wheelbarrows at Menards.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 4d

As early as his Whiskeytown days, I remember thinking every time I saw him live that this is the most privileged, entitled brat I’d ever seen on stage. Talent through the roof, sure, but just a car wreck of a human being — from my admittedly limited perspective.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 4d

If Republicans want Americans to stop villifying ICE agents, then perhaps ICE agents should stop doing villainous shit.

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 4d

If Republicans want Americans to stop villifying ICE agents, then perhaps ICE agents should stop doing villainous shit.

Michael Roche @michaelroche.bsky.social · 5d

ICE just gassed a group a civilians near the Rico Fresh supermarket intersection on Armitage in Chicago - bystanders say this was in response for being heckled from the street.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 4d

Two descriptors of fascism that seem somewhat relevant here.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 5d

Imagine if a Democratic President told 800 American generals to go to American cities and use American soldiers against American citizens for the purpose of training. Articles of impeachment would be written up before the speech was even over.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 10d

Less than 11,000 were in attendance, confirming that Boston fans are just the worst.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 10d

Epstein what? Something something list?

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 10d

Epstein what? Something something list?

Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 11d

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 10d

"The President of the United States is insane, is corrupt, and must be removed."

Ody @odeecs.bsky.social · 11d

I don't want to hear Democratic politicos go on TV to say stupid shit like "This is a distraction from...."

No.
No.

Shut the fuck up with that consultant-generated bullshit.

Tell. The. Truth.

Tell it loud and long.

"The President of the United States is insane, is corrupt, and must be removed."

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 10d

Phil has never stood for anything.

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 15d

First Pete Rose, now Roger Clemens. Trump sure does like to advocate for powerful men who have a known history of sexually abusing underage girls. It’s almost like there’s a pattern here.

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 15d

First Pete Rose, now Roger Clemens. Trump sure does like to advocate for powerful men who have a known history of sexually abusing underage girls. It’s almost like there’s a pattern here.

Edgar Cairo, Illinois @nickbpss.bsky.social · 15d

Remember when Roger Clemens dated a 15 year old as an adult?

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15d

Working hard to get into the Hall of Fame

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 15d

I’m pretty sure Jesus — a woke, eat-the-rich and lift up the poor type if ever there was one — would not be cool with this.

Just sayin’.

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 15d

I’m really hoping Jimmy dedicates 10-15 minutes on the Epstein files just to drive Donny batsh-t crazy

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 15d

@jimmykimmel.com

Please discuss Epstein files tonight. It‘ll drive Trump nuts.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 15d

Biden‘s hubris in 2024 = Schumer’s hubris in 2025

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 15d

Step aside, Chuck. You are not equipped to lead the opposition party against an existential threat. You are engaging in the same hubris that caused Biden to think he was the answer in 2024.

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 16d

If I were to get an MLB at bat, swing one handed, and somehow make contact, my exit velocity percentile would be exactly the same as Shaw’s.

Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 16d

There is a non-zero chance Shaw loses his job to a more talented immigrant next year — one outside of the bottom percentile in exit velocity.

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 16d

This is where he was:

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 16d

This is what Matt Shaw missed a regular season game to attend.

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Chairman Meow @chairman-meow.bsky.social · 16d

Matt Shaw missed a Cubs game to attend this.

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