Oh no you didn't

"Let's take a look at your Butthole. Wow, your Butthole is the biggest I've ever seen!"

I bet companies sell loads of gift cards to the "oh shit it's Christmas tomorrow" section of society

Hooray! Dystopia is on sale! 🎉

Enshittification comes for AI

Matron!

You should switch to Viagra cream. Works great but you can't bend your fingers for a week

Ok, next goal is use his razor to shave your pubes

$UCK M¥ BALL$

Crumb Raider

Where's the Louvre of Bluesky??

Well at least you've joined Reform, I'm sure things will pick up

Good news! They have these

Poo Hand Luke

Pranks can be funny. Of course 90% online are staged, but still can be amusing. Winding people up is part of human nature. But going too far becomes bullying, which is not ok. But doesn't diminish the juvenile delight of a good honest pie in the face

If only there was some sort of optical storage media that contains sufficient data to store a movie so that we don't have to work our lives around Netflix's capricious release schedule