Chair of the Bored
@chairofthebored.bsky.social
Seat of all knowledge
Experience the northern lights anywhere any time by pressing your fingers into your eyes
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Experience the northern lights anywhere any time by pressing your fingers into your eyes
We were saved from the 2026 shitshow by a duck on a bus
January 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
We were saved from the 2026 shitshow by a duck on a bus
Reposted by Chair of the Bored
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
If your breasts are too large you will fall over. Unless you wear a back pack
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 AM
If your breasts are too large you will fall over. Unless you wear a back pack
Turds of 3lbs or bigger should be lowered by hand to avoid splashback
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Turds of 3lbs or bigger should be lowered by hand to avoid splashback
You say potato, I say potato, no I don't, shut up, no you shut up, fuck off, no you fuck off, no YOU FUCK OFF, NOOO YOOOOUUUU [indistinct screaming]
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
You say potato, I say potato, no I don't, shut up, no you shut up, fuck off, no you fuck off, no YOU FUCK OFF, NOOO YOOOOUUUU [indistinct screaming]
Childish Gambino implies the existence of Mature Gambino, Sensible Gambino and Babyish Gambino
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Childish Gambino implies the existence of Mature Gambino, Sensible Gambino and Babyish Gambino
I have ham, I also have eggs, just in case any needed to know
January 15, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I have ham, I also have eggs, just in case any needed to know
Would a bot say this "would a bot say this"?
January 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Would a bot say this "would a bot say this"?
I realise my last post looked so bot-like, but I'm not a bot (but is that what a bot would say?)
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I realise my last post looked so bot-like, but I'm not a bot (but is that what a bot would say?)
This is such a good idea
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 AM
This is such a good idea
Reposted by Chair of the Bored
The periodic table mapped according to lickability
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The periodic table mapped according to lickability
Come on in, take a seat
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Come on in, take a seat