Who took the knobs off this Etch A Sketch?

Sweet question bro!

WAR. I mean, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing

Suns games televised for free. Imagine paying someone to frustrate you to no end like that.

We missed an opportunity for real change. This feels like Matt Ishbia will still be calling the shots. Hope I’m wrong.

Sid Bream. I still remember watching him with the slowest base running EVER to win the 92 NLCS for the Braves. Corbin Carroll may run like he’s about to poop his pants, Sid ran like he already had.

The infamous 2018 interview when we were told “you just won the draft” after Cards took Josh Rosen at number 10. I still chuckle when I think how quickly and badly that take aged. Whatever happened to that guy? Moonlighting as talent evaluator for Matt Ishbia’s Suns perhaps?

This is an all-time classic 🎯

And in this case, it really could be the hair salon

Mike Hazen spinning contracts to support sustained success means we are free to get emotionally invested in this team. Keep the good likeable core players together and let’s enjoy the ride!

Using jet skis for tow-in surfing. Nothing crazier and bolder than riding a 100-foot wave that you have no business catching and only wants to crush you.

Stupid auto-erect

…the Suns finally figured out how to not blow 4th quarter leads. What a refreshing change from last season.

Remember how old your aunts and uncles seemed when you were a kid? Turns out they were 32 😂

Josh Naylor? He’s replacing one of the most popular Dbacks, and any real or perceived deficiencies would re-start the “Why did we let Walker go?” grumbling.