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Don’t #Suns our #Dbacks
July 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
#Dbacks Half Day Club. 1/2 price tickets to watch Diamondbacks play half a game. Lower level tickets for watching even lower level effort. Text “ElStinko” to 620620.
May 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@jarrettgc.bsky.social watching #NBA first-round 7-game series.
a group of people are standing around a table and one of them is asking why .
ALT: a group of people are standing around a table and one of them is asking why .
media.tenor.com
April 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Pfantastic Mr. Pfaadt
#Dbacks
April 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Check out my new film on the Phoenix Suns 2024-25 season:

“Wait ‘til Your Father Gets Home:
Ant Man and the Wooden Spoon”
@bickleyandmarotta.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Stupid auto-erect
i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh
March 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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🚨 Rookie Hat Giveaway 🚨

Repost for your chance to win this hat autographed by Ryan Dunn, Oso Ighodaro, and Jalen Bridges!

📰 Rules: bit.ly/4cbjxXR | #SunsUp
March 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My response when #ElonMusk demands I list five things I did at work last week:

•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
March 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A Girthy Baguette was clearly too much for @jarrettgc.bsky.social. May I suggest a sensible portion of Petit Biscuit?
February 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I never played 7 minutes in heaven, but it couldn’t have been any better than the 60 tonight. #SuperBowl #NFL #Eagles #Chiefs
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Darn. Six more weeks of Winter
#Lakers #Luka #GroundhogDay
#NBA #Punxsutawney
February 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Will LuBron be Hollywood’s next great power couple? #Lakers #LeBron #Luka #NBA
February 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Trying not to make eye contact with the #Fry’s employee working his way through the deli with his discount gun. Gotta play it cool for another minute and those turkey wraps are mine.
January 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just payed $10 for a canister of Cumin at #Safeway. I’m sorry, am I in an episode of #Dune and you’re getting your spices from #Arrakis ?
January 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Up 52-20 and #OleMiss still running plays against #Duke. They have less class than my kids on winter break.
January 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I know this is about two years too late, but we were playing First Name, Last Name/First Name, Last Name for #NewYearsEve and here is my #MockMyWorld team:
Celine Dion Sanders
James Taylor Swift
Anderson Cooper Rush
Salt N Pepa Pig
@bickleyandmarotta.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Roger Goodell is like a clothing store figurine working for the evil NFL empire. He’s Mannequin Skywalker
@jarrettgc.bsky.social
@bickleyandmarotta.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Can’t wait for this guy’s next shirtless comedy special. #OhioState #RyanDay #BertKreischer
December 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
#Walker telling us it was gonna be #Texas all along.
#MLB #Dbacks #Houston #Astros
a baseball player wearing a helmet and a jersey that says dbacks on it
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media.tenor.com
December 22, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Anyone who can’t get into the holiday spirit after listening to this week’s #MockMyWorld needs to pray for their soul. #It’sAWonderfulLife #JimmyStewart
@bickleyandmarotta.bsky.social @vincemarotta.bsky.social
@burnsy987.bsky.social @jarrettgc.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Dear 3rd quarter, we’re through. We had a good run, but I never want to see you again. #Suns #Phoenix #NBA
December 20, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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Don’t come crawling back to me when you have to come crawling back to me
#science #FAFO
November 14, 2024 at 11:03 PM
will.i.am not going to watch your movie.
December 13, 2024 at 5:26 AM
It’s a real shame we couldn’t give Ayton’s physical gifts to Murray and let him maximize the potential. It’s looking like both #1 draft picks are going to add up to a big #2 for the valley. @bickleyandmarotta.bsky.social
December 9, 2024 at 7:05 PM