Median voter

The thing with having kids is that if you stop them from doing something that’s slightly annoying, the odds are they’ll find something more annoying to do, so you gotta weigh that.

What a delightful fellow

This one is very good

The little boy on the left grew up to be the guitarist for The Ataris!

Was a little sad not to be able to hear your stirring pronunciation of “Grimaldo” today, but a flawless match otherwise!

Old folks say he still roams the land, pinch-hitting in slow pitch softball games then disappearing into the night

Nurse Ratched-style brainpan

The NFL results are completely arbitrary. Every play could have either holding or PI called, and any catch can be overruled.