Chametz Rodriguez
@chametzrodriguez.bsky.social
Forza #stpauli 🏴☠️
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how i be in the mix:
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 PM
how i be in the mix:
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I'm not fooled by your clever deception, bro! A true servant of the daimyo would be able to find his way back to the mist-shrouded secret rendezvous point by the sounds of the takagari birds alone, yet your steps were mad unsure, like an asshole!
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm not fooled by your clever deception, bro! A true servant of the daimyo would be able to find his way back to the mist-shrouded secret rendezvous point by the sounds of the takagari birds alone, yet your steps were mad unsure, like an asshole!
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Cmon that would have been useful to know 20 minutes ago!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Cmon that would have been useful to know 20 minutes ago!!!!
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charlie brown had foes
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
charlie brown had foes
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(Calling home for the first time on night 5 of my business trip) and what of my portcullis? Holding fast, no doubt?
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(Calling home for the first time on night 5 of my business trip) and what of my portcullis? Holding fast, no doubt?
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i saw your man going ass over teakettle in the town square
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i saw your man going ass over teakettle in the town square
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i haven't known what day it is all year, not my business
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i haven't known what day it is all year, not my business
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using a card at a vending machine is so embarrassing “hi wells fargo. can i have a candy bar?”
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
using a card at a vending machine is so embarrassing “hi wells fargo. can i have a candy bar?”
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mike's hard times create mike's strong men
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mike's hard times create mike's strong men
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Looking dessicated, playboy
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Looking dessicated, playboy
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Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
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Getting my son a Word Of The Day calendar for Christmas in which, from around March, "Adversary" comes up once a week, then every other day from July, and then starting in mid October it's "Adversary" every day.
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Getting my son a Word Of The Day calendar for Christmas in which, from around March, "Adversary" comes up once a week, then every other day from July, and then starting in mid October it's "Adversary" every day.
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Excited For Pickle (1988)
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Excited For Pickle (1988)
Can’t find the old post where someone noted that every picture of Zuckerberg in the metaverse looked like the cover of a GameCube game marked down to $5.99 called “World Baby”
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Can’t find the old post where someone noted that every picture of Zuckerberg in the metaverse looked like the cover of a GameCube game marked down to $5.99 called “World Baby”
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Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
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this thanksgiving i’m thankful for all the beautiful, strong, independent women of naboo who were conscripted into serving as queen amidalas’s murder decoys. you’re the real queens in my heart
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this thanksgiving i’m thankful for all the beautiful, strong, independent women of naboo who were conscripted into serving as queen amidalas’s murder decoys. you’re the real queens in my heart
She coil my long-blanket piece in my twilight apartment until I plait serpents
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She coil my long-blanket piece in my twilight apartment until I plait serpents
Just remember that if your boy isn’t replying in the GC tomorrow, that’s when he needs your riffs the most.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just remember that if your boy isn’t replying in the GC tomorrow, that’s when he needs your riffs the most.
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dont tell me to live mas. im living more mas than you could possibly want or need
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
dont tell me to live mas. im living more mas than you could possibly want or need
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I have information that will lead to the arrest of the blowjob brothers
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have information that will lead to the arrest of the blowjob brothers
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after weeks of mysterious banging and clanking at all hours of the night the garage door opens to reveal I’ve attached a gleaming chrome muffler to my own ass
May 13, 2024 at 10:58 PM
after weeks of mysterious banging and clanking at all hours of the night the garage door opens to reveal I’ve attached a gleaming chrome muffler to my own ass
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No Country For Old Buffet
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
No Country For Old Buffet