Yeah, I *really* like The Abyss too

This is me living the proof that getting old means you give less and less of a shit what others think about you

I know it's a very unfashionable view, and I'll definitely get sneered at by the cool kids... But I really like the Avatar films

My favourite thing to do at Christmas is hate Christmas.

When doing small talk with strangers, I have often batted back the "and what do you do?" question with "what I do for a living is the least interesting thing about me - surely we can have a better conversation than that?"

🙄😒media that spent months speculating about budget continues to pout and sulk that their speculation was…..highly speculative.

I remember Bob Monkhouse saying that. But then he was a magpie for gags

Bad Santa

Billy Bob Thornton at his best

As did I!

That always works perfectly for me

Don't mean to pick an argument, but here I go ... I really don't like "trust no one" as a motto

If you generally trust people, you will occasionally be disappointed. If you don't, you'll never be surprised

I've lived mostly by this - I'm in my 60s and it's pretty much worked out ok for me

Blimey! Really?

OK, I can maybe see it's Alex. Looks nothing like Fabio (to me!)