this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.

Schleep

Realised just as I'm getting ready for bed that I'm looking forward to 10:30am, not because I have plans but because it's quite a nice time of the morning

Being unemployed is weird 😅

Is there a practical way to remove monday.com from my life entirely?

Rust programmers asking for one tiny reference.

Rust Borrow Checker:

You can't call far-right protesters racist without someone getting offended. It's political incorrectness gone mad.

The whiplash between "vibe coders are the ones actually shipping!" and "oops we leaked all the PII lol" is getting a bit much

I'm not sending my government ID off to some random service to confirm my age, it feels like the exact opposite of everything you should be doing online

Famously, Tina Turner was just one guy

she sleep

Now that Disney has made a mature Star Wars series for adults the next step for the franchise is obvious: real-life pod racing you can gamble on

watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats

Context is overrated

I can't make this one, but the first one was great so you should go if you can!