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Mark
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The Mark


he/him
"We're in the Big Chungus business now."
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don't know what that big grey box is but I know our guy's getting picked up and thrown at it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection"

wh...which society is that
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Much to thing about.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That's a baby Krampus.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"I CAN comment, so I MUST comment." Absolutely foreign to me.
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only CEO at Carpentry I know is our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
how dare you
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Now that's a selfie. Hope it heals up good!
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Thank you. It's been rough.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lookit professor Bully over here.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That's a good gecko, right there.
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thank goodness.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Does she still have the lil tentacles?
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You got 'em!
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
... with like a caveman, a medieval peasant and a Minuteman all going like "Woo! Fuck yeah!"

Waiting for 2FA codes is the opposite of that.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'd never be able to find it but this reminds me of a one-panel comic I saw asking like a "What would your ancestors think?" kinda question and a shot of a guy slouched in a chair eating a big cheeseburger and a thing of fries on his belly, there's was a cloud over him...
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thank you for reminding me of this wonderful clip:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=31rr...
Robocop - Bitches Leave Villain Scene Explanation
YouTube video by Brian Chalfin
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I missed it by mere moments. Was there any acknowledgement or is this one of those robot radio stations without djs?
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM