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@chaosmonkey.bsky.social
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chaosmonkey.bsky.social
It's nice that superhero tv shows can run me off the same way the comics used to. A nostalgic feeling to be sure.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
Yeah. A cliffhanger for a season 3 that's probably not happening? Or a Checkmate spin-off? Or something in a Superman movie that I don't care about that'll come out more than a year from now? Or some other character's movie I care even less about?
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
I love PEACEMAKER but I'm pretty sure the season finale is gonna end all like "To be continued in all our great DC Comics tv shows and movies! DC Fever! Catch it!" and I don't wanna catch it.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
Alex Windsor vs. Sareee for the IWGP Women's Championship gets my highest possible rating "They Beat the Shit Out of Each Other."
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WINDSOR GOING FOR IT ALL! #HonorClub #WatchROH

➡️ www.watchroh.com
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"I Asked AI For the HARDEST Retro Game of ALL TIME..."

Cool, I asked myself if I needed to be subscribed to this YouTube channel anymore and guess what.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
Kid doesn't know the snake people run the music industry.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
Trust me, I know. But you do gotta.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
I'm sorry. Hang in there.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
BOOOOOOOOOO
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PAC beats the rap... but can't beat Orange Cassidy! #AEWDynamite
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
My friend's car broke down so she's been granted a temporary reprieve.

But for how long...?
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
*breaks beer bottle on bar*

What'd you say about Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island?
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
when you don't wait for the slice to cool off
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
This poor little ball of fluff has no idea she's going to the vet tomorrow.

(It's just shot updates.)
A very fluffy muted calico cat named Dusty curled up on a light blue blanket.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
I can smell a Pibb from a mile away
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
This fancy-ass headset beeping out SOS in morse code when its battery is low seems a bit melodramatic.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
You'd think as many times as he ripped off Lobo he could at least get close.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
Does DiCaprio fight three clones of himself?
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
I hung out with people while they watched whatever Super Bowl was in 2024 and as far as I could tell none of the commercials used music made after 2000.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
Just turn around and run and don't look back.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
Squinting my eyes till they pop and pinching the bridge of my nose till it's one atom thick over this "racism against LLMs" bullshit.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
A great gag and great encapsulation of that kind of guy.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social
I'll be damned, the new Naked Gun is actually funny.