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Mark
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The Mark


he/him
I definitely need this tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yes, I give you permission to block every newspaper account.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Search watch history" on YouTube might be the least useful search tool I've ever used on a website.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
At one point I had nine cats. Penny was the second of those and Olive, the black cat here, the fourth. Dusty, the fuzzball in the lower right, came along when I only had Penny and Olive. They didn't fight, but they rarely acknowledged each other. Here's a perfect illustration of their time together.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My pretty Penny. A little wretch from a strip mall parking lot.

Spring 2007 - Dec. 1, 2025

If she was a human woman I wouldn't have put up with her.

So it goes.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Heading to the vet at four, been up all night with Penny. Little miss tough guy is still holding on. I told her it's OK to go but she's so stubborn.
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I think this is it for Penny.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Claudio melvined Orange Cassidy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not doing well with dry food, either, so it's blended wet food for this old lady. Wish us luck.
She's been fussing at her mouth with her paw after taking bites of wet food. Hoping it's just a bad day.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
She's been fussing at her mouth with her paw after taking bites of wet food. Hoping it's just a bad day.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ah-hahahaaa yesssss
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mox/O'Reilly followed by a no-DQ match and a cage match yet to come? Will this be the bloodiest month in AEW history?
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Excalibur barely able to talk for laughing, "He threw him head-first into his butt," call of the night.
Brody taking on FTR all on his own! #AEWFullGear

➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
AEW Full Gear means Mom and I have been in the new place for a... full year. Which I guess means it isn't new anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The listless "tequila" bit from the MST3K Eegah episode always kills me.
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
sorry this has been in my head and I had to get it out
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
*inhales deeply, winces*

Ahhhhh, sinus headache season.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hooted, hollered.
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I see someone has sidled up to @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social and whispered the good word of Toni Storm in his ear.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Julia Hart's gear last night was very "the witch redesign for a 90s superhero comic."
Julia Hart and Thekla have successfully crawled through the cage structure, and the door is now open.

Meanwhile inside the ring, Toni Storm has brought a mirror into play!

#AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
That's my champ.
Mercedes Monè and Toni Storm being the #1 and #2 women's wrestlers of the year in Pro Wrestling Illustrated is SO well deserved.

These two have earned every accolade, and will go down in history as two of the greatest to EVER do it.

Well done! 👏

#AEW
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My cat Dusty just did the "head slides and flops off my leg while sleeping on my lap without waking up" thing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Two Bang Bang Gang matches, that's how you know it's Collision.
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why is the Billy Hatcher theme a dang Proud Mary-ass groove?

youtu.be/Kn9cXeaKLuw
G.I.A.N.T.E.G.G! (Opening Theme) - Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg [OST]
YouTube video by DeoxysPrime
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The two scariest things in AEW are Shelton Benjamin's jumping knee strike and Megan Bayne's running Liger bomb
No stopping the Megasus! #AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM