Big oof to Jarrian Jones of the Jacksonville Jaguars, forever immortalized in a videogame cover featuring Saquon Barkley looking like he's about to dunk his nuts on the back of the dudes head.

The free iced London Fog latte at work shall power me through the 2 hours of sleep.

Me, laughing at my own joke.

The wafer in one of my KitKats was diagonal today, and the chocolate was missing. This is clearly an omen of dark times. Gonna need like 6 crystal obsessed horoscope fans to tell me how this will affect the trout population.

Surprised how quick I got through this year!