AMachineToRivalTheGods
@chaotic-fools-d.bsky.social
(He/Him/They/Them)
Voice Actor, Former Radio Clown
Part of the Chaotic Fools
Voice Actor, Former Radio Clown
Part of the Chaotic Fools
Been watching Kamen Rider: Ryuki and completely forgot how Fate/Stay Night stole its entire plot and just swapped some character names around, lol.
a man in a superhero costume is holding a sword in a dark room with sparks coming out of his eyes .
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December 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Been watching Kamen Rider: Ryuki and completely forgot how Fate/Stay Night stole its entire plot and just swapped some character names around, lol.
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If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon
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Hey it's that guy from Assassin's Creed 2
October 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hey it's that guy from Assassin's Creed 2
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![A screenshot of a page from the core rulebook of the tabletop RPG "Lancer". The screenshot is of a third-tier talent called "Here, catch!", describing an ability where mechs can eject superheated fuel rods as a means of attacking their enemies. Exact text follows:
Here, Catch!
You've modified your mech to launch its superheated fuel rods at enemies. Gain the following weapon as an integrated mount:
Fuel Rod Gun
Main CQB, Limited 3, Unique
[Threat 3][Range 3][1d3+2 Energy damage]
On Attack: Clear 4 Heat](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bg44nvcnrvgqu7rhymjkmg6c/bafkreichl5mpwf6n2j2qicvyr5jss7g2fmo47zhswmki2fwcdajg6ojvke@jpeg)
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What is this new(ish) thing where horror movies think a naked old person is scary? A standard clothed person could fucking obliterate a naked old person.
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
What is this new(ish) thing where horror movies think a naked old person is scary? A standard clothed person could fucking obliterate a naked old person.
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just outright smacking the sign
June 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
just outright smacking the sign
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reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite
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Flip, trick & grind through a vibrant Japanese dystopia in Denshattack! Outsmart rival crews, crush a shady megacorp, and reclaim the rails with pure skill, speed & style. 🚅✨
🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
August 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Flip, trick & grind through a vibrant Japanese dystopia in Denshattack! Outsmart rival crews, crush a shady megacorp, and reclaim the rails with pure skill, speed & style. 🚅✨
🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
As a fan of John Carpenter im eating good from these gamescom announcements.
a person is raking leaves in a yard with a rake .
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August 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
As a fan of John Carpenter im eating good from these gamescom announcements.
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Went 2-1 with my Emergen-c Deck box lets goooo
August 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Went 2-1 with my Emergen-c Deck box lets goooo
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In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, the Mushroom Kingdom undergoes hyperinflation, whereby their coins lose value at a rate of 10 trillion percent during the game. Surprisingly, this is still about 40,000 times less than the most extreme hyperinflation in real-life history.
July 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, the Mushroom Kingdom undergoes hyperinflation, whereby their coins lose value at a rate of 10 trillion percent during the game. Surprisingly, this is still about 40,000 times less than the most extreme hyperinflation in real-life history.
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"King of the Hill Shippuden" okay you're right but don't call it that
August 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"King of the Hill Shippuden" okay you're right but don't call it that
First Eagles preseason game and I'm loving how deep our running back room feels.
a football player is laying on the field with a referee .
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August 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First Eagles preseason game and I'm loving how deep our running back room feels.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac
July 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac
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bro what if vending machines were gachas
Keep trying to get my Dr pepper, but all I'm pulling are Mountain Dupes
Keep trying to get my Dr pepper, but all I'm pulling are Mountain Dupes
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
bro what if vending machines were gachas
Keep trying to get my Dr pepper, but all I'm pulling are Mountain Dupes
Keep trying to get my Dr pepper, but all I'm pulling are Mountain Dupes
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A friend and I spent the morning joking about the "what if ninja got a low taper fade" meme from ages ago and I had the horrific realization that is the exact haircut im getting this afternoon.
a man in a suit and tie is flying through the air with the words jayce after low taper fade above him
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July 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A friend and I spent the morning joking about the "what if ninja got a low taper fade" meme from ages ago and I had the horrific realization that is the exact haircut im getting this afternoon.
The bathrooms at my office installed new toilet paper holders four times bigger than the old ones. Some genius decided they needed to go DIRECTLY ABOVE THE SEAT??????? WHERE DO I SIT????????
July 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The bathrooms at my office installed new toilet paper holders four times bigger than the old ones. Some genius decided they needed to go DIRECTLY ABOVE THE SEAT??????? WHERE DO I SIT????????
Love when I forget a closed can of sparkling water in my car on a 90 degree day. Especially love how opening the door was just enough force to push it over the edge and explode the can.
June 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Love when I forget a closed can of sparkling water in my car on a 90 degree day. Especially love how opening the door was just enough force to push it over the edge and explode the can.