@chaotic-sewist.bsky.social
Enjoys sewing, crafts, board games, horror movies, and screaming into the void to cope with the dystopian hellscape.
Why are there no Christmas themed "apocalyptic future" horror movies? I want a jacked Santa fighting his way through the Wastelands, just to deliver a scorched doll and a Monopoly game with half a board from the "before times".
December 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Why are there no Christmas themed "apocalyptic future" horror movies? I want a jacked Santa fighting his way through the Wastelands, just to deliver a scorched doll and a Monopoly game with half a board from the "before times".
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I reject the title “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” and I endorse the idea of “The Totally Reasonable Private Citizen Who Was Sick and Tired of Everybody Being So Loud and Inconsiderate all of the Goddamn Time”
December 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I reject the title “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” and I endorse the idea of “The Totally Reasonable Private Citizen Who Was Sick and Tired of Everybody Being So Loud and Inconsiderate all of the Goddamn Time”
Sure, when Hozier is up til 3am drinking whiskey by a fire it's cool and soulful, but when I do it it's "dangerously irresponsible" and I "need an intervention".
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Sure, when Hozier is up til 3am drinking whiskey by a fire it's cool and soulful, but when I do it it's "dangerously irresponsible" and I "need an intervention".
Picking CreepCast on YT, thinking that I'll multitask like it's an audio book was a mistake.
December 10, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Picking CreepCast on YT, thinking that I'll multitask like it's an audio book was a mistake.
This game is such stupid fun.
December 8, 2024 at 9:52 PM
This game is such stupid fun.
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
I recently learned the newest batch of graduates entering the job market don't know MS Word because they all use Chromebooks for school, and my soul just aged 20 years.
December 6, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I recently learned the newest batch of graduates entering the job market don't know MS Word because they all use Chromebooks for school, and my soul just aged 20 years.
Started listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl (a litRPG).
Initial thoughts:
1. The narrator sounds a lot like Patrick Warburton doing The Tick. No notes.
2. Donut is a great name for a cat.
Initial thoughts:
1. The narrator sounds a lot like Patrick Warburton doing The Tick. No notes.
2. Donut is a great name for a cat.
December 4, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Started listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl (a litRPG).
Initial thoughts:
1. The narrator sounds a lot like Patrick Warburton doing The Tick. No notes.
2. Donut is a great name for a cat.
Initial thoughts:
1. The narrator sounds a lot like Patrick Warburton doing The Tick. No notes.
2. Donut is a great name for a cat.
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Free idea: ELF ON THE SHELF meets SAW.
The elf can be the antagonist or the victim, idc, still gonna watch it.
The elf can be the antagonist or the victim, idc, still gonna watch it.
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Free idea: ELF ON THE SHELF meets SAW.
The elf can be the antagonist or the victim, idc, still gonna watch it.
The elf can be the antagonist or the victim, idc, still gonna watch it.
I despise talking on the phone. However, when a sweet orange tabby followed me into my building and then flopped for pets, I called BOTH numbers on his collar to make sure he wasn't lost.
December 4, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I despise talking on the phone. However, when a sweet orange tabby followed me into my building and then flopped for pets, I called BOTH numbers on his collar to make sure he wasn't lost.
We did not deserve this pristine level of gonzo journalism, but I'm happy we got it.
I am, incidentally, pretty drunk rn (the job is 24/7!!!). This is the most Korean thing I've ever done.
December 4, 2024 at 12:42 AM
We did not deserve this pristine level of gonzo journalism, but I'm happy we got it.
Abigail is a Christmas movie.
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Abigail is a Christmas movie.
Currently on a mission to become a combo of Adelaide from the Aristocats and Morticia Addams by making an extravagant goth dressing gown.
December 3, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Currently on a mission to become a combo of Adelaide from the Aristocats and Morticia Addams by making an extravagant goth dressing gown.
4 days into the flu was probably not the ideal time to join a witty, quipy social media platform.
(Current content fueled by dayquil)
(Current content fueled by dayquil)
December 2, 2024 at 10:46 PM
4 days into the flu was probably not the ideal time to join a witty, quipy social media platform.
(Current content fueled by dayquil)
(Current content fueled by dayquil)
Snuggle kitty. Bam.
December 2, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Snuggle kitty. Bam.
I'm flattered my stepson thinks I'm cool enough to read Uzamaki, but I'm definitely not cool enough.
December 2, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I'm flattered my stepson thinks I'm cool enough to read Uzamaki, but I'm definitely not cool enough.