god's yoinkiest sploinker
@chaoticly.bsky.social
As a scribe I feel it fit to record all my troubles
she/her/hers
22 y/o poli sci major
Yank who worked in UK politics
she/her/hers
22 y/o poli sci major
Yank who worked in UK politics
they think you are maidenless
April 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
they think you are maidenless
sick, my browser crashed
April 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
sick, my browser crashed
he's just THAT good
April 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
he's just THAT good
He's won every single one of his own tournaments
April 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
He's won every single one of his own tournaments
golf is life, apparently
April 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
golf is life, apparently
its so good that fox news removed their ticker, they don't feel the need to keep an eye on it 😀👍
April 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
its so good that fox news removed their ticker, they don't feel the need to keep an eye on it 😀👍
"america first" was meant to be interpreted as a hit list
April 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"america first" was meant to be interpreted as a hit list
sources on the ground say that when the numbers go down, shit goes down
April 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
sources on the ground say that when the numbers go down, shit goes down
We are giving him too much credit, we still need to make sure he can read. The guy loves his visual aids
April 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We are giving him too much credit, we still need to make sure he can read. The guy loves his visual aids
But…b…but we have good and bad capitalism! 🤓👆
February 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
But…b…but we have good and bad capitalism! 🤓👆
Raw milk will soak up the mercury, trust me 👍
February 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Raw milk will soak up the mercury, trust me 👍
we should put the town goobers into stocks and pillories in the city squares again
December 6, 2024 at 7:44 PM
we should put the town goobers into stocks and pillories in the city squares again