god's yoinkiest sploinker
@chaoticly.bsky.social
As a scribe I feel it fit to record all my troubles
she/her/hers
22 y/o poli sci major
Yank who worked in UK politics
she/her/hers
22 y/o poli sci major
Yank who worked in UK politics
April 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Having feelings here that I have no name for, never felt before.
Split screen:
1)Lithuanians crying for American soldiers passing by in hearses as the Lithuanian president looks on, the soldiers being transferred to USA
2)The Felon-president golfing, not able to attend transfer.
No words.
Split screen:
1)Lithuanians crying for American soldiers passing by in hearses as the Lithuanian president looks on, the soldiers being transferred to USA
2)The Felon-president golfing, not able to attend transfer.
No words.
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Having feelings here that I have no name for, never felt before.
Split screen:
1)Lithuanians crying for American soldiers passing by in hearses as the Lithuanian president looks on, the soldiers being transferred to USA
2)The Felon-president golfing, not able to attend transfer.
No words.
Split screen:
1)Lithuanians crying for American soldiers passing by in hearses as the Lithuanian president looks on, the soldiers being transferred to USA
2)The Felon-president golfing, not able to attend transfer.
No words.
unlike the stock market, I must not crash out
April 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
unlike the stock market, I must not crash out
Eagles humbled the chiefs so the people of Philly can take one light pole as a treat.
February 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Eagles humbled the chiefs so the people of Philly can take one light pole as a treat.
And so it begins…
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
And so it begins…
The reckoning is upon us
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The reckoning is upon us
You wouldn’t get it mom, I’m a niche internet micro celebrity on the app Xiaohongshu
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You wouldn’t get it mom, I’m a niche internet micro celebrity on the app Xiaohongshu
January 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Rival's Rupert Campbell-Black count's as Tory propaganda and its working
December 6, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Rival's Rupert Campbell-Black count's as Tory propaganda and its working
When my mom calls me alcoholic but I'm just a chill liberal arts student
December 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM
When my mom calls me alcoholic but I'm just a chill liberal arts student
Just gave my prof the smoke in course evals. they dont see them until after grades are entered. merry fucking christmas, have fun reading that on the 23rd.
December 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Just gave my prof the smoke in course evals. they dont see them until after grades are entered. merry fucking christmas, have fun reading that on the 23rd.
If I had a tardis, I would go back and tell Alexander Hamilton, "Hawk Tuah meme coin rugged by gooners"
I think he'd start foaming at the mouth
I think he'd start foaming at the mouth
December 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
If I had a tardis, I would go back and tell Alexander Hamilton, "Hawk Tuah meme coin rugged by gooners"
I think he'd start foaming at the mouth
I think he'd start foaming at the mouth
The city of New York trying to pry the shooter's name out of its people for 10k is hilarious that covers 2 weeks rent. Bump that bitch up
December 6, 2024 at 7:39 PM
The city of New York trying to pry the shooter's name out of its people for 10k is hilarious that covers 2 weeks rent. Bump that bitch up
I will not be sharing my Spotify wrapped bc it shows a timeline of my mental breakdowns this year. that shits private
December 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I will not be sharing my Spotify wrapped bc it shows a timeline of my mental breakdowns this year. that shits private
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IQuick Thread: I really love people who work to take care of the spaces we share online. Because Bluesky is less centralized, more of that work falls to us.
As in all things…look for the helpers.
As in all things…look for the helpers.
December 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
IQuick Thread: I really love people who work to take care of the spaces we share online. Because Bluesky is less centralized, more of that work falls to us.
As in all things…look for the helpers.
As in all things…look for the helpers.
✨good mowning oomfies!!✨
make suwe uwu feed the cweatuwe undew the staiws
make suwe uwu feed the cweatuwe undew the staiws
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
✨good mowning oomfies!!✨
make suwe uwu feed the cweatuwe undew the staiws
make suwe uwu feed the cweatuwe undew the staiws
love that the mormons just be having all of our genealogy on tap...makes me feel ✨comfy✨
December 2, 2024 at 2:34 PM
love that the mormons just be having all of our genealogy on tap...makes me feel ✨comfy✨
I hope hunter gets his laptop back
December 2, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I hope hunter gets his laptop back
So when Biden pardon's his son people get pissed but when trump padrons his son-in-law's dad thats fine? rules for thee not for me type behaviour
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
So when Biden pardon's his son people get pissed but when trump padrons his son-in-law's dad thats fine? rules for thee not for me type behaviour
looking for a nice quiet corner to have my psychotic break in
November 25, 2024 at 7:10 PM
looking for a nice quiet corner to have my psychotic break in
I'm a big supporter of giving florida back to spain
November 24, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I'm a big supporter of giving florida back to spain
They didn't like when i reskeeted their skeet :(
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
They didn't like when i reskeeted their skeet :(
I have a desire to revive Karl Marx just to show him what the republicans are calling "cultural Marxism" I think he would be intrigued
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I have a desire to revive Karl Marx just to show him what the republicans are calling "cultural Marxism" I think he would be intrigued
the council of rats in my skull are debating on if I should introduce my family to 4chan over thanksgiving dinner. If they are for free speech then ill show em free speech
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
the council of rats in my skull are debating on if I should introduce my family to 4chan over thanksgiving dinner. If they are for free speech then ill show em free speech
I have hot men at the gym on my skeed rn, feeling conflicted. Where did the politics go?
November 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I have hot men at the gym on my skeed rn, feeling conflicted. Where did the politics go?