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jacob webs
@chaoticwickie.bsky.social
handsome pete fan club president
he/him
the "add to watchlist" gambit continues to pay out, behavioral economists hate me. they want to kill me
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
probably related to everyone's dreams wrapped 2025 also just being this across the board
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
outbound packages the instant the tracking hits the greensboro sorting hub
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
heaven forfend
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
won the raffle in the theater and now babs lives in my home. this is moving too fast
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
jess franco wears a baller hat in this one (death packs a suitcase)
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
gave it a good college try but our family friend's portions were simply too great
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
mom said "who's that?"
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
pov lydia lunch is blasting a harsh noise set into your enclosure
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
telling my grandkids what it was like living through the 2000s
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
friends I was supposed to meet up with on a wet wet friday want to just stay home and play baldur's gate online instead
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
love that the director made this horrifying elegy exploring the boundless depths of human callousness and then was like "what if a car was a vampire"
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
put on the sonic the hedgehog channel on plex live tv and sonic's chibi background poses in sonic underground are fucking KILLING me why does he look so STUPID
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
it would probably feel so good to get covered in injected plastic in a mold-a-rama machine
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
also found an australian horror comic I've never heard of before, the cover is basically the ideal gothic horror image to me
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
got the extremely nice larry hama to sign his first published comic, in an old castle of frankenstein from 1966. apparently he's still proud of this series even though he drew it when he was 16
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
now to get very high and play this as a treat for handling the ripped pants situation without getting all sad sack charlie brown about it
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ripped my pants today (boo) but did not let this demoralize me and immediately thrifted nicer gray 502s to replace them (yay)
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
proud of my son for always having his eyes on the ball, but watch out for the scheming viziers who lie in wait...
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
waiting on my cat to walk down the hallway into my room
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
switching from work day adderall to friday night thc seltzer
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
switching things up for the end of october. instead of going to a horror movie I classed it up and went to The Symphony*

*a horror movie with live accompaniment
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
recognizing the accounts of all my friends moving here during the latest twitter exodus
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM